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n Germany gives a compulsory schooling from the age of 6 and many children visit the kindergarten before. You leave the primary school from the 4th grade, if you no replay a grade. After that you go to high school or another school. Mostly the lessons starts at 8 A.M. and it ends at 13:25 P.M. The school year consists of two half-years. In the federal countries are holidays differently. From the age of 16 , of the end of the 10th grade, you does the middle schoolend,if you pass it you can go to sec 2 to get his high school diploma.

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Mein Vater immer

ERE'S ANOTHER MATH
PROBLEM I CANT FIGURE
OUT. WHAT'S
9+4?
OOH, THAT'S A TRICKY ONE. IMAGINARY YOU KNOW,
YOU HAVE TO USE CALCULUS
AND IMAGINARY NUMBERS
NUMBERS?!
FOR THIS.
ELEVENTEEN,
THIRTY-TWELVE
AND ALL THOSE
ITS A LITTLE
CONFUSING
AT FIRST.
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HOW DID YOU
LEARN ALL
THIS? YOU'VE
NEVER EVEN
GONE TO
SCHOOL!
INSTINCT.
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BORN WITH IT.
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Writing jokes is like sex. The first time you try you are nervous but its still the best thing youve ever tried. The more you do it the better it gets every time. As you do it with more people you get to know new teachniques. After a time youll learn to enjoy it.

So if you love sex you will like writing jokes

Warum uns die Männer nicht verstehen

Women are so hard to read
Such complex
creatures.
Well actually
we just wan
If you just liste-
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"Homeschooling" is like sex. The first time you try you are nervous but its still the best thing you`ve ever tried. The more you do it the better it gets every time. As you do it with more people you get to know new teachniques. After a time you`ll learn to enjoy it.

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I saw something between- ich habe Beethoven gesehen He stood in the garden- Er war in Stuttgart unterwegs. I can not enter the chat room.-Ich komme nicht in den Scheißraum I saw the worst case in my life- Ich sah den Fleischkäse in meinem Leben Sometimes I use my LAPTOP- manchmal benutze ich mein Sitzklo But I can not go online- ich kann nicht auf der Linie gehen You are also cool- du bist also kühl who are you?- wo bist du? Where are you?-Wo bist du Are you sometimes on YouTube? Bist du manchmal in deiner Tube? Are you inside or outside?- bist du ein Insider oder ein Autsider? men or woman?- welches Gechlecht bist du? I am both- Ich bin Transgender

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I am going to do nice things in the colorful rainbow to sing along with my unicorn.

You are good, I am bad... it’s impossible to say that.

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ME WHO READ THE BOOK
AND WATCHED THE MOVIE
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Oh, you know maze
runner? Who's
death was the saddest?
MY FRIEND WHO
ONLY WATCHED THE MOVIE
ME
Definitely Teresa.
She was my favorite. All she
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