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I at the beach:
Hi... Wait a minute... Who are you?
People who are bad in English go me on the cookie.
How are rape and airplanes similar?
The rides get more annoying when the kids start screaming
Was sagen belgische Flöhe während der Bekämpfung?
"We, we will resist and bite! Bite hard, cause we are all in sight! We, we take up arms and fight! Fight hard, resist and do what's right!"
(Quelle: Resist and Bite by SABATON)
We are the kings of the web.
We do not forgive, and we do not forget.
Expect us.
No matter how kind you are, German kids are Kinder.
Two hunters meet.
They are both dead.
Wenn deine Mutter an den Strand geht, singen die Wale: "We are family!"
Sagt ein amerikanischer Schauspieler: "What are we gonna do?" Da sag ich: "Keine Ahnung."
Cop: „Are you high?“ Me: „Am I what?“ Cop: „High“ Me: „Hello“
Anmachspruch für queere Leute:
Are you LGB? Cuz you're a QT! 🏳️🌈
Floppy disks are like Jesus: they died to become the icon of saving.
(Funktioniert nur auf Englisch)
What instrument are skeletons playing?
The TromBONE
Someone: „981 and 123 are just some random numbers.“
Avgeeks: 😑
(Bitte nur liken/disliken, wenn ihr ihn versteht!)
Roses are red, your city is gone, I'm Thomas, the thermonuclear bomb!
Was steht auf dem Grabstein von Lana del Rey?
"We are born to die."
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I set the Gardener on fire, he splattered his Blood.
Engländer in Deutschland: „Bears are very rare in this land...“
Deutscher: „No, you must go nach Bayern. There are Biers in everywhere...“
German speakingwords in english #4:(deutsche Sprichwörter auf englisch #4:)
Rip you together. (Reiss dich zusammen.)
That‘s not my beer. (Das ist nicht mein Bier.)
Fear-rabbit (Angsthase)
Tell no cheese. (Erzähl keinen Käse.)
You can me once. (Du kannst mich mal.)
I laugh me broken. (Ich lache mich kaputt.)
You lucky mushroom. (Du Glückspilz.)
You are on the woodway. (Du bist auf dem Holzweg.)
That fits on no cowskin. (Das geht auf keine Kuhhaut.)
He made himself me nothing you nothing out of the dust. (Er hat sich mir nichts dir nichts aus dem Staub gemacht.)
Half so bad. (Halb so schlimm.)
My hair stood to mountain. (Meine Haare standen mir zu Berge.)
You know you are German when...
... You went with your Laterne and your Laterne went with you.
... Du auf die Frage „Do you speak english?“ mit „See I so out?“ antwortest.