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Are-Witze

Ex

    • Roses are red, You are my ex, You want me back, Well... Thank you, next!

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    • Corona Virus

    • Reporter: “Mr. President, the people are depressed by the corona virus. What do you intend to do?”

    Trump: "We will treat the people with nitrous oxide!"

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    • Beleidigung

    • Harry: "I wanted to tell you something."

    Umbridge: "Go ahead."

    Harry: "Roses are red, violets are blue, I thought Voldemort was ugly, then I saw YOU."

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    • Corona Virus

    • Reporter: "Mr. President, what are you going to do next against the Corona-Virus?"

    Trump: "We are launching DEFCON 3."

    Reporter: "What does this mean for the United States, Mr. President?"

    Trump: "The ventilators are equipped with a coin slot."

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    • Aktie

    • USA - Corona

    Reporter: "Sorry, Mr. President, we have too few masks."

    Trump: "I've already called ZORRO."

    Reporter: "Mr. President, what's your plan?"

    Trump: "The healthy immediately go to Area 51 and all shops are closed... After 4 weeks we return and normal life continues."

    Reporter: "What should people live on afterwards?"

    Trump: "So, I bought AMAZON shares."

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    • Bee

    • According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly.

    Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.

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    • Safari

    • Kohl und Frau sind auf Safari.

    Frau Kohl sieht eine Giraffe: "Was ist das?"

    "Ein Dangerous!"

    Später ein Nilpferd. Gleiche Frage, gleiche Antwort.

    Am Ende des Tages sagt Lotti: "Das waren nicht alles Dangerous!"

    "Doch, doch! Da war ein Schild: All animales are dangrous!"

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