Roses are red, You are my ex, You want me back, Well... Thank you, next!
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Spiders are the only web developers that love finding bugs.
Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner for two.
Reporter: “Mr. President, the people are depressed by the corona virus. What do you intend to do?”
Trump: "We will treat the people with nitrous oxide!"
Harry: "I wanted to tell you something."
Umbridge: "Go ahead."
Harry: "Roses are red, violets are blue, I thought Voldemort was ugly, then I saw YOU."
Pressekonferenz
Reporter: "Herr Präsident, sind Sie sicher, dass Sie durch die Corona-Krise wiedergewählt werden?"
Trump: "Ich bin sicher, dass ich wieder der nächste Präsident bin, keine Frage."
Reporter: "Was macht Sie da so sicher, Herr Präsident?"
Trump: "Basierend auf der Sterberate liegen die Demokraten vorne."
Pressekonferenz:
Reporter: "Herr Präsident, was sind die Regeln nach dem Ende der Corona-Krise?"
Trump: "Nach Corona gibt es keine Regeln mehr. Kauft eine 45 Magnum. Es wird der Wilde, Wilde Westen."
Reporter: "Mr. President, what are you going to do next against the Corona-Virus?"
Trump: "We are launching DEFCON 3."
Reporter: "What does this mean for the United States, Mr. President?"
Trump: "The ventilators are equipped with a coin slot."
USA - Corona
Reporter: "Sorry, Mr. President, we have too few masks."
Trump: "I've already called ZORRO."
Reporter: "Mr. President, what's your plan?"
Trump: "The healthy immediately go to Area 51 and all shops are closed... After 4 weeks we return and normal life continues."
Reporter: "What should people live on afterwards?"
Trump: "So, I bought AMAZON shares."
Du are bled!
Ich heiße Faik und Yasin und Kah Rasim. We are Kahbas.
roses are red violets are blue, both are useless go plant some wheat.
According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly.
Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.
SIMONS TITTEN ARE BIGG!
Roses are red, violets are blue. I like pizza more than you.
Kohl und Frau sind auf Safari.
Frau Kohl sieht eine Giraffe: "Was ist das?"
"Ein Dangerous!"
Später ein Nilpferd. Gleiche Frage, gleiche Antwort.
Am Ende des Tages sagt Lotti: "Das waren nicht alles Dangerous!"
"Doch, doch! Da war ein Schild: All animales are dangrous!"
Roses are red, Violets are blue, There always are Asians better than you.
Why are you gay?
Chinesische Hure!
It's a beautiful day outside.
Flowers are blooming.
Birds are singing.
On days like these, kids like you should be burning in hell.
Roses are red, violets are blue.
PornHub is down, you facebook will do.
