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Wenn ein Wal deine Mutter sieht, dann springt er aus dem Meer und singt:

"We are family, you are fatter than me."

Deine Mudda ist so fett, dass ein Wahl aus dem Meer springt und singt: "We are family, even though you are fatter then me!"

Mein Freund ist so fett. Immer wenn er am Strand herumläuft, springen die Wale aus dem Meer und singen: "We are Family!"

"Harry": I wanted to tell you something.

"Umbridge": Go ahead.

"Harry": Roses are red, Violets are blue, I thought Voldemort was ugly, then I saw YOU.

....... is like sex. The first time you try you are nervous but it's still the best thing you've ever tried. The more you do it the better it gets every time. As you do it with more people you get to know new techniques. After a time you'll learn to enjoy it.

So if you love sex you will like: ........

Writing jokes is like sex. The first time you try you are nervous, but it's still the best thing you've ever tried. The more you do it, the better it gets every time. As you do it with more people, you get to know new techniques. After a time, you'll learn to enjoy it.

So if you love sex, you will like writing jokes.

Dancing is like sex. The first time you try, you are nervous, but it"s still the best thing you"ve ever tried. The more you do it, the better it gets every time. As you do it with more people, you get to know new techniques. After a time, you"ll learn to enjoy it.

So if you love sex, you will like dancing.

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"Homeschooling" is like sex. The first time you try you are nervous, but it's still the best thing you've ever tried.

The more you do it, the better it gets every time. As you do it with more people, you get to know new techniques. After a time, you'll learn to enjoy it.

So if you love sex, you will like "Homeschooling".

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Manchmal denke ich schon, dass ich einen an der Waffel habe, aber dann schaue ich mich um und höre eine Stimme singen: „You Are Not Alone!“

"I saw something between" - Ich habe Beethoven gesehen.

"He stood in the garden" - Er war in Stuttgart unterwegs.

"I can not enter the chat room" - Ich komme nicht in den Scheißraum.

"I saw the worst case in my life" - Ich sah den Fleischkäse in meinem Leben.

"Sometimes I use my LAPTOP" - Manchmal benutze ich mein Sitzklo.

"But I can not go online" - Ich kann nicht auf der Linie gehen.

"You are also cool" - Du bist also kühl.

"Who are you?" - Wo bist du?

"Where are you?" - Wo bist du?

"Are you sometimes on YouTube?" - Bist du manchmal in deiner Tube?

"Are you inside or outside?" - Bist du ein Insider oder ein Outsider?

"Men or woman?" - Welches Geschlecht bist du?

"I am both" - Ich bin Transgender.

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