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"Harry": I wanted to tell you something.

"Umbridge": Go ahead.

"Harry": Roses are red, Violets are blue, I thought Voldemort was ugly, then I saw YOU.

....... is like sex. The first time you try you are nervous but it's still the best thing you've ever tried. The more you do it the better it gets every time. As you do it with more people you get to know new techniques. After a time you'll learn to enjoy it.

So if you love sex you will like: ........

Writing jokes is like sex. The first time you try you are nervous, but it's still the best thing you've ever tried. The more you do it, the better it gets every time. As you do it with more people, you get to know new techniques. After a time, you'll learn to enjoy it.

So if you love sex, you will like writing jokes.

Dancing is like sex. The first time you try, you are nervous, but it"s still the best thing you"ve ever tried. The more you do it, the better it gets every time. As you do it with more people, you get to know new techniques. After a time, you"ll learn to enjoy it.

So if you love sex, you will like dancing.

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"Homeschooling" is like sex. The first time you try you are nervous, but it's still the best thing you've ever tried.

The more you do it, the better it gets every time. As you do it with more people, you get to know new techniques. After a time, you'll learn to enjoy it.

So if you love sex, you will like "Homeschooling".

Please give me a like. I hope you had a little bit fun while reading this. Thanks for enjoying it! 😍

Roses are red, violets are blue.

I thought Voldemort is ugly, but then I saw you.

Manchmal denke ich schon, dass ich einen an der Waffel habe, aber dann schaue ich mich um und höre eine Stimme singen: „You Are Not Alone!“

"I saw something between" - Ich habe Beethoven gesehen.

"He stood in the garden" - Er war in Stuttgart unterwegs.

"I can not enter the chat room" - Ich komme nicht in den Scheißraum.

"I saw the worst case in my life" - Ich sah den Fleischkäse in meinem Leben.

"Sometimes I use my LAPTOP" - Manchmal benutze ich mein Sitzklo.

"But I can not go online" - Ich kann nicht auf der Linie gehen.

"You are also cool" - Du bist also kühl.

"Who are you?" - Wo bist du?

"Where are you?" - Wo bist du?

"Are you sometimes on YouTube?" - Bist du manchmal in deiner Tube?

"Are you inside or outside?" - Bist du ein Insider oder ein Outsider?

"Men or woman?" - Welches Geschlecht bist du?

"I am both" - Ich bin Transgender.

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Hagrid: „You are a wizard, Harry!“

Harry: „You are a hairy wizard!“

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The girls are good to birds.

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In Germany gibt es eine Schulpflicht ab dem Alter von 6 Jahren, und viele Kinder besuchen vorher den Kindergarten. Man verlässt die Grundschule nach der 4. Klasse, wenn man keine Klasse wiederholt. Danach geht man auf ein Gymnasium oder eine andere Schule. Meistens beginnt der Unterricht um 8 Uhr und endet um 13:25 Uhr. Das Schuljahr besteht aus zwei Halbjahren. In den Bundesländern sind die Ferien unterschiedlich. Ab dem Alter von 16 Jahren, also am Ende der 10. Klasse, macht man den Realschulabschluss. Wenn man ihn besteht, kann man in die Oberstufe gehen, um sein Abitur zu machen.