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Deine Mudda ist neuerdings Fitnesstrainer. Sie schickt ihre Kunden aufs Laufband, stellt sich ans andere Ende und schreit: "WHY ARE YOU RUNNING?!"

"Tim and I are going to be out of town this weekend and will be"

If you are scared, contact us!

Sam, are you here?

Are you feeling it now, Yan Dev?

Are you feeling it now, Yan Dev?

Are you feeling it now, Yan Dev?

Was steht auf dem Grabstein von Lana del Rey?

"We are born to die."

Du are bled!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I set the Gardener on fire, he splattered his Blood.

That is a great german website! Where are the jokes?

Sagt ein Elefant: "Are you all alright?"

Der Zoo sagt: "Yessssssss!"

Der Elefant: "No, you are all left!"

Was sagt man, wenn man sich versucht, die Himmelsrichtungen zu merken?

Neunzehn Omas singen: "We’re are the Champions!"😂

Tjark.

All the kids are swimming with dolphins, only Tjark swims with a shark.

1. You have been challenged. 2. Write your Nickname here. Ok, Go! 3. You're in. 4. Question 1 of 22 answer streak correct Question 2 of 22 multiple choice correct Question 3 of 22 You lost. We believe in you! Question 4 of 22 Write the answer here correct Question 5 of 22 answer streak You lost We believe in you! .... .... .... You have completed this challenge! See podium Drum roll... The results of this challenge are in See Podium.

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Sagt ein amerikanischer Schauspieler: "What are we gonna do?" Da sag ich: "Keine Ahnung."

Roses are red, Violets are blue, There always are Asians better than you.

Roses are red, violets are gray, I say this to you because you are gay.

Was steht auf dem Grab eines echten Gamers? "You are banned from the real life server."

Dancing is like sex. The first time you try, you are nervous, but it"s still the best thing you"ve ever tried. The more you do it, the better it gets every time. As you do it with more people, you get to know new techniques. After a time, you"ll learn to enjoy it.

So if you love sex, you will like dancing.

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Deine Mutter ist so dumm, dass sie sich zwischen zwei Mülltonnen stellt und "We are family" singt.