Treffen sich zwei englische Schafe. Sagt das eine: „Hi, I’m Wool.“ Sagt das andere: „Are you Schur?“
Harry: "I wanted to tell you something." Umbridge: "Go ahead." Harry: "Roses are red, violets are blue, I thought Voldemort was ugly, then I saw YOU."
Roses are red, violets are blue, I have 5 fingers, the middle one for you 😂
Spiders are the only web developers that love finding bugs.
You know you are German when...
... You went with your Laterne and your Laterne went with you.
... Du auf die Frage „Du you speak english?“ mit „See I so out?“ antwortest.
Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner for two.
Amerikaner: "Hey you, why the hell you wear a mask here in Death Valley??? Are yo a #Kartoffelvirus? harharhar..."
Deutscher:
Roses are red I have a phone Nobody texts me, Forever alone :(
Roses are red, violets are blue. I like pizza more than you.
Engländer in Deutschland: „Bears are very rare in this land...“ Deutscher: No, you must go nach Bayern. There are Biers in everywhere...”
Wenn deine Mudda in einer grauen Jacke am Strand geht, singen die Wale "We are family".
Why are cookies, called cookies and Bacon called Bacon, when you Cook Bacon and back Cookies?
Friend: I think you should stop watching Harry Potter Me: are you sirius? What is ron with you?
Roses are red, Violetts are blue, Thomas the train geht Dropt by a b-52
Doesn't matter how kind you are, German kids are kinder.
Roses are Red violets are blue you Looks Like a Monkey Go Back to the Zoo😂
Roses are red, violets are blue. PornHub is down, you facebook will do.
Roses are dead, love is fake, weddings are litteraly funerals with cake.
Not matter how kind you are, german children are kinder.
Roses are red that much is true but violets are purple not fucking blue
