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Sam, are you here?

Meine grauhaarige, fette Oma springt ins Meer und alle Wale singen: "We are Family!"

Writing jokes is like sex. The first time you try you are nervous, but it's still the best thing you've ever tried. The more you do it, the better it gets every time. As you do it with more people, you get to know new techniques. After a time, you'll learn to enjoy it.

So if you love sex, you will like writing jokes.

"Homeschooling" is like sex. The first time you try you are nervous, but it's still the best thing you've ever tried.

The more you do it, the better it gets every time. As you do it with more people, you get to know new techniques. After a time, you'll learn to enjoy it.

So if you love sex, you will like "Homeschooling".

Please give me a like. I hope you had a little bit fun while reading this. Thanks for enjoying it! 😍

Wenn ich auf diese Website gehe, bin ich so:

"Here we are now, entertain us" 😂

....... is like sex. The first time you try you are nervous but it's still the best thing you've ever tried. The more you do it the better it gets every time. As you do it with more people you get to know new techniques. After a time you'll learn to enjoy it.

So if you love sex you will like: ........

Dad 1: "The kids are with the Priest!"

Dad 2: "Oh shit, should we call the Police or buy some condoms?"

Wenn ein Wal deine Mutter sieht, dann springt er aus dem Meer und singt:

"We are family, you are fatter than me."

Wenn deine Mutter an den Strand geht, singen die Wale: "We are family!"

Roses are red, violets are blue.

I thought Voldemort is ugly, but then I saw you.

Was steht auf dem Grab eines Gamers?

You are banned from this real life Server.

You know the desert? It sucks there! Because there are no trees!

"I saw something between" - Ich habe Beethoven gesehen.

"He stood in the garden" - Er war in Stuttgart unterwegs.

"I can not enter the chat room" - Ich komme nicht in den Scheißraum.

"I saw the worst case in my life" - Ich sah den Fleischkäse in meinem Leben.

"Sometimes I use my LAPTOP" - Manchmal benutze ich mein Sitzklo.

"But I can not go online" - Ich kann nicht auf der Linie gehen.

"You are also cool" - Du bist also kühl.

"Who are you?" - Wo bist du?

"Where are you?" - Wo bist du?

"Are you sometimes on YouTube?" - Bist du manchmal in deiner Tube?

"Are you inside or outside?" - Bist du ein Insider oder ein Outsider?

"Men or woman?" - Welches Geschlecht bist du?

"I am both" - Ich bin Transgender.

Where are you, Joana?????

We need you to live!!!!!! We all love you very, very much!!!! And we miss you!!! Come again!!!!!

Was sagen belgische Flöhe während der Bekämpfung?

"We, we will resist and bite! Bite hard, cause we are all in sight! We, we take up arms and fight! Fight hard, resist and do what's right!"

(Quelle: Resist and Bite by SABATON)

Deine Mutter ist so dumm, sie springt in ein Walhai-Becken und ruft: "We are family!"

Deine Mudda ist neuerdings Fitnesstrainer. Sie schickt ihre Kunden aufs Laufband, stellt sich ans andere Ende und schreit: "WHY ARE YOU RUNNING?!"

How are you doing?

Hagrid: „You are a wizard, Harry!“

Harry: „You are a hairy wizard!“

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I set the Gardener on fire, he splattered his Blood.