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Meine grauhaarige, fette Oma springt ins Meer und alle Wale singen: "We are Family!"
Wenn deine Mudda ins Meer springt und Wale kommen, singen diese "We are Family".
How are you doing?
German speakingwords in english #3: (deutsche Sprichwörter auf englisch #3:)
That is Snow from yesterday. (Das ist Schnee von gestern.)
Not from bad parents. (Nicht von schlechten Eltern.)
You have one at the waffle. (Du hast einen an der Waffel.)
That is me sausage. (Das ist mir Wurst.)
Do you have a bird? (Hast du einen Vogel?)
I belive me kicks a horse. (Ich glaube mich tritt ein Pferd.)
That knocks me out of the socks. (Das haut mich aus den Socken.)
Don’t go me on the ghost. (Geh mir nicht auf den Geist.)
Sponge over it. (Schwamm drüber.)
We are at the ass of the world. (Wir sind am Arsch der Welt.)
You are very first cream. (Du bist allererste Sahne.)
My deer swan. (Mein lieber Schwan.)
Roses are red, mein Englisch ist mir Latte. Zum Glück hab ich meine Tischtennisplatte!
Deine Mudder ist so fett, wenn sie ins Meer geht, singen die Wale: „We are family“.
SIMONS TITTEN ARE BIGG!
Why do Java programmers don't need coolness? Because they are cool!!!
Engländer in Deutschland: „Bears are very rare in this land...“
Deutscher: „No, you must go nach Bayern. There are Biers in everywhere...“
Roses are red, violets are blue, if this video is less than a min, I'll give it a view!
Was sagen belgische Flöhe während der Bekämpfung?
"We, we will resist and bite! Bite hard, cause we are all in sight! We, we take up arms and fight! Fight hard, resist and do what's right!"
(Quelle: Resist and Bite by SABATON)
How are rape and airplanes similar?
The rides get more annoying when the kids start screaming
Manchmal denke ich schon, dass ich einen an der Waffel habe, aber dann schaue ich mich um und höre eine Stimme singen: „You Are Not Alone!“
Ich habe deine Mutter erwischt, wie sie mit den Walrossen "We are Family" sang.
"Harry": I wanted to tell you something.
"Umbridge": Go ahead.
"Harry": Roses are red, Violets are blue, I thought Voldemort was ugly, then I saw YOU.
According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly.
Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.
Aaa, don’t look! I mean, 😢 lol 😂
Oh yeah yeah, hey 👋 ywwii Aaa, you guys are doing good 😊
Reporter: "Mr. President, what are you going to do next against the Corona-Virus?"
Trump: "We are launching DEFCON 3."
Reporter: "What does this mean for the United States, Mr. President?"
Trump: "The ventilators are equipped with a coin slot."
Geht deine Mudda ins Meer, rufen die Wale: "We Are Family!"
Why are cookies called cookies and bacon called bacon when you cook bacon and bake cookies?