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Deine Mutter ist so dumm, sie steht zwischen zwei Mülltonnen und sagt: "We are a Family!"

Reporter: "Mr. President, what are you going to do next against the Corona-Virus?"

Trump: "We are launching DEFCON 3."

Reporter: "What does this mean for the United States, Mr. President?"

Trump: "The ventilators are equipped with a coin slot."

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Deine Mudda stellt sich zwischen zwei Mülltonnen und singt "We are Family".

A little Weihnachtsgedicht When the snow falls wunderbar, and the children happy are. When the Glatteis on the street, and we all a Glühwein need. Then you know, es ist soweit. she is here, the Weihnachtszeit.

Every Parkhaus is besetzt, weil die people fahren jetzt. All to Kaufhof, Mediamarkt, kriegen nearly Herzinfarkt. Shopping hirnverbrannte things, and the Christmasglocke rings. Mother in the kitchen bakes, Schoko-, Nuss- and Mandelkeks. Daddy in the Nebenraum, schmücks a Riesen-Weihnachtsbaum. He is hanging off the balls, then he from the Leiter falls.

Finaly the Kinderlein, to the Zimmer kommen rein. And it sings the family schauerlich: "Oh, Chistmastree!" And then jeder in the house, is packing the Geschenke aus. Mama finds unter the Tanne, eine brandnew Teflon-Pfanne. Papa gets a Schlips and Socken, everybody does frohlocken. President speaks in TV, all around is Harmonie. Bis mother in the kitchen runs, im Ofen burns the Weihnachtsgans. And so comes die Feuerwehr, with Tatü, tata daher. And they bring a long, long Schlauch, and a long, long Leiter auch. And they schrei - "Wasser marsch!", Christmas now is in the Eimer.

Merry Christmas, merry Christmas, Hear the music, see the lights, Frohe Weihnacht, Frohe Weihnacht, Merry Christmas allerseits!

Manchmal denke ich schon, dass ich einen an der Waffel habe, aber dann schaue ich mich um und höre eine Stimme singen: „You Are Not Alone!“

Someone: „981 and 123 are just some random numbers.“

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Roses are red, die Uhr tickt, wir haben Amerika seine Mutter gefickt!

Was steht auf dem Grabstein eines Gamers? You are banned from the real life Server!

Roses are red, violets are gray, I say this to you because you are gay.

Tjark.

All the kids are swimming with dolphins, only Tjark swims with a shark.

Roses are red, You are my ex, You want me back, Well... Thank you, next!

Dancing is like sex. The first time you try, you are nervous, but it"s still the best thing you"ve ever tried. The more you do it, the better it gets every time. As you do it with more people, you get to know new techniques. After a time, you"ll learn to enjoy it.

So if you love sex, you will like dancing.

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Anmachspruch für queere Leute:

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How are rape and airplanes similar?

The rides get more annoying when the kids start screaming

Deine Mutter springt ins Wasser, die Wale singen "We are family"! :)

yo bro, you are a Klou!

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The girls are good to birds.

If you are scared, contact us!

Kohl und Frau sind auf Safari.

Frau Kohl sieht eine Giraffe: "Was ist das?"

"Ein Dangerous!"

Später ein Nilpferd. Gleiche Frage, gleiche Antwort.

Am Ende des Tages sagt Lotti: "Das waren nicht alles Dangerous!"

"Doch, doch! Da war ein Schild: All animales are dangrous!"