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Deine Mutter ist so dumm, dass sie sich zwischen zwei Mülltonnen stellt und "We are family" singt.

Roses are red, You are my ex, You want me back, Well... Thank you, next!

Treffen sich zwei englische Schafe. Sagt das eine: „Hi, I’m Wool.“ Sagt das andere: „Are you Schur?“

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You know you are German when...

... You went with your Laterne and your Laterne went with you.

... Du auf die Frage „Do you speak english?“ mit „See I so out?“ antwortest.

Wenn ein Wal deine Mutter sieht, dann springt er aus dem Meer und singt:

"We are family, you are fatter than me."

Cop: „Are you high?“ Me: „Am I what?“ Cop: „High“ Me: „Hello“

Was steht auf dem Grab eines Gamers?

You are banned from this real life Server.

A reporter asks Trump during a press conference: "Lies and alternative facts are the same, isn't it?"

Trump: "I tell you no lies, you must see the alternative fucks."

Deine Mudda ist so fett, dass ein Wahl aus dem Meer springt und singt: "We are family, even though you are fatter then me!"

Just keep me coming to ya, I wanna be, I could be a little princess with da hoodie, Bitch!

I am going to do nice things in the colorful rainbow to sing along with my unicorn.

You are good, I am bad... it’s impossible to say that.

Ayayayay let’s go to a party 🎉

Nothing can make me happy. I should make my slap pie

For you, and me too, sayayayay!!

Mr. Präsident, die Welt braucht keine Schnullerpolitik.

You are fired!

Amerikaner: "Hey you, why the hell you wear a mask here in Death Valley??? Are you a #Kartoffelvirus? harharhar..."

Deutscher:

Why are you gay?

Chinesische Hure!

No matter how kind you are, German kids are Kinder.

Roses are red, your city is gone, I'm Thomas, the thermonuclear bomb!

Hagrid: „You are a wizard, Harry!“

Harry: „You are a hairy wizard!“

Deine Mutter ist so fett, wenn sie mit den Blauwalen schwimmt, singen sie "We are family."

People who are bad in English go me on the cookie.

Harry: "I wanted to tell you something."

Umbridge: "Go ahead."

Harry: "Roses are red, violets are blue, I thought Voldemort was ugly, then I saw YOU."