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Roses are red, violets are blue. PornHub is down, you facebook will do.

Roses are dead, love is fake, weddings are litteraly funerals with cake.

Roses are Red violets are blue you Looks Like a Monkey Go Back to the Zoo😂

Not matter how kind you are, german children are kinder.

Roses are red that much is true but violets are purple not fucking blue

roses are red violets are blue, both are useless go plant some wheat

Wenn deine Mudda ins Meer springt und Waale kommen singen diese "we are Family"

Me: Mom, should I kill the main character in the book I'm writing to make things more interesting?

Mom: Sure, honey! What type of book are you writing?

Me: It's an autobiography.

According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.

Dumbledore und Snape.

Snape: "Voldemort ist dort, ich weiß es..." Dumbledore: "Bist du Sirius?" Snape: "Nein, ich bin Snape."

Harry : Girls are so hot Hermine : Boys are so Hot Ginny : Why ist Every Body so hot ? Luna : Global Warming

Press conference: ----------------------------- Reporter: "Mr. President, what are the rules after the end of the corona crisis."

Trump: "After Corona, there are no rules anymore. Buy a 45 magnum. It will be the Wild Wild West "

Roses are red violets are blue . My wife is nine and I am fifty-two .

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USA - Corona --------------------- Reporter: "Sorry Mr. President, we have too few masks"

Trump: "I've already called ZORRO."

Reporter: "Mr. President, what's your plan "

Trump: "The healthy immediately go to Area 51 and all shops are closed ...... ... ..After 4 weeks we return and normal life continues."

Reporter: "What should people live on afterwards?"

Trump: "So, I bought AMAZON shares."

press conference ---------------------------

Reporter: “Mr. President, the people are depressed by the corona virus. What do you intend to do? "

Trump: "We will treat the people with nitrous oxide!"

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„Harry“ : I wanted to tell you something. „Umbridge“ : Go ahead. „Harry“ : Rose’s are red, Violets are blue, I thought Voldemort was ugly, than I saw YOU.