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roses are red violets are blue, both are useless go plant some wheat.

No matter how kind you are, german children are kinder.

Ich heiße Faik und Yasin und Kah Rasim. We are Kahbas.

Two hunters meet.

They are both dead.

Roses are red, violets are blue.

PornHub is down, you facebook will do.

"Homeschooling" is like sex. The first time you try you are nervous, but it's still the best thing you've ever tried.

The more you do it, the better it gets every time. As you do it with more people, you get to know new techniques. After a time, you'll learn to enjoy it.

So if you love sex, you will like "Homeschooling".

Please give me a like. I hope you had a little bit fun while reading this. Thanks for enjoying it! 😍

Paluten, freedom is a great place to work.

For you and your family is very important to us, and we are so happy for you. P and P for the love of your life, for your family and friends and your family is very important in your life and your family.

Harry: Girls are so hot.

Hermine: Boys are so hot.

Ginny: Why ist everybody so hot?

Luna: Global Warming.

Floppy disks are like Jesus: they died to become the icon of saving.

Deine Mutter ist so dumm, dass sie sich zwischen zwei Mülltonnen stellt und "We are family" singt.

Roses are dead, love is fake, weddings are literally funerals with cake.

BBB: You are the only person in this conference.

German speakingwords in english #4:(deutsche Sprichwörter auf englisch #4:)

Rip you together. (Reiss dich zusammen.)

That‘s not my beer. (Das ist nicht mein Bier.)

Fear-rabbit (Angsthase)

Tell no cheese. (Erzähl keinen Käse.)

You can me once. (Du kannst mich mal.)

I laugh me broken. (Ich lache mich kaputt.)

You lucky mushroom. (Du Glückspilz.)

You are on the woodway. (Du bist auf dem Holzweg.)

That fits on no cowskin. (Das geht auf keine Kuhhaut.)

He made himself me nothing you nothing out of the dust. (Er hat sich mir nichts dir nichts aus dem Staub gemacht.)

Half so bad. (Halb so schlimm.)

My hair stood to mountain. (Meine Haare standen mir zu Berge.)

Was steht auf dem Grab eines Gamers?

You are banned from this real life Server.

Roses are red, violets are blue, you look like a monkey, go back to the zoo! 😂

I at the beach:

Hi... Wait a minute... Who are you?

yo bro, you are a Klou!

You know the desert? It sucks there! Because there are no trees!

Engländer in Deutschland: „Bears are very rare in this land...“

Deutscher: „No, you must go nach Bayern. There are Biers in everywhere...“

Spiders are the only web developers that love finding bugs.