Are-Witze

Wenn deine Mudda ins Meer springt und Waale kommen singen diese "we are Family"

roses are red violets are blue, both are useless go plant some wheat

According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.

Press conference: ----------------------------- Reporter: "Mr. President, what are the rules after the end of the corona crisis."

Trump: "After Corona, there are no rules anymore. Buy a 45 magnum. It will be the Wild Wild West "

Harry : Girls are so hot Hermine : Boys are so Hot Ginny : Why ist Every Body so hot ? Luna : Global Warming

Me: Mom, should I kill the main character in the book I'm writing to make things more interesting?

Mom: Sure, honey! What type of book are you writing?

Me: It's an autobiography.

Roses are red Violets are blue There always are Asians better then you

press conference ---------------------------

Reporter: “Mr. President, the people are depressed by the corona virus. What do you intend to do? "

Trump: "We will treat the people with nitrous oxide!"

$Welchen Teil von 4/32 (+)1-1 lim Jaecosi -√√38-4 26-5 30000 3+√4-e Cos (eft)-(cos A)² (sin A) ² Cos (2A) = 1-2 (sinA) ² V• Σ &r (r-r.)" - Σ 8₂ (0-0)- ΣVB-Stock A = 4 SCOS (A)-1-2 (sin A) ² HB (sin). - ces (A) & sing = ± √√1-cOS (4) +4²-3. (x) 3 (6) a [(*²-²x.) dax ( xvy-yvx XAY -yax Soke³ 3 Soko Ro +P 4(1)-80 In (A) in the intersection of f'(2₂) and (2₂) %% -6 {c} satisfy 4 (g) - 4 (4₂) 2- x²-3xy" If and only if there are elements a in A {a}, & in D{de} suck that y₁of(wy. P(d). B{b} is the pulback of A {^₂} £_c {c.} ² p{d₂} | 452 (+)1= | Seiten Fors| se -o DE S 00 AB verstehst du nicht? (-h²x²). (E¹V) Y (-h*/x-)-EN-VW -Diox C (-he/sx'-) - V4-E4 [(h²/ax').v]Y-EY C Σ LotH= [(h*/872m) VV] at (c. DC dx) :v$