Violets-Witze
Harry: "I wanted to tell you something."
Umbridge: "Go ahead."
Harry: "Roses are red, violets are blue, I thought Voldemort was ugly, then I saw YOU."
Roses are red, violets are blue, I have 5 fingers, the middle one for you. 😂
Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner for two.
Roses are red, violets are blue. I like pizza more than you.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Thomas the train gets dropped by a b-52.
Roses are red, that much is true, but violets are purple, not fucking blue.
Roses are red, violets are blue.
PornHub is down, you facebook will do.
Roses are red, violets are blue, you look like a monkey, go back to the zoo! 😂
roses are red violets are blue, both are useless go plant some wheat.
Roses are red, violets are blue.
My wife is nine and I am fifty-two.
"Harry": I wanted to tell you something.
"Umbridge": Go ahead.
"Harry": Roses are red, Violets are blue, I thought Voldemort was ugly, then I saw YOU.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, There always are Asians better than you.
Roses are red, violets are gray, I say this to you because you are gay.
Roses are red, violets are blue, ich trage nur einen Schuh.
Roses are red. Violets are blue. Omae wa mou shindeiru!
Roses are red, violets are blue.
I thought Voldemort is ugly, but then I saw you.
Roses are red, violets are blue, if this video is less than a min, I'll give it a view!
Roses are red, violets are blue, but I wanna know what your mouth can do.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I set the Gardener on fire, he splattered his Blood.
Rosen sind rot, Veilchen sind blau.
Ich bin 12 und Yo-Oli's Frau.
Rosen sind rot, Veilchen sind blau, du hast 'ne Störung, das weiß ich genau.
Rosen sind rot, Veilchen nicht, Schlagbohrschwunggewicht.
Veilchen sind blau, Rosen sind rot. Bevor ich dich küsse, bin ich lieber tot.
Die Rosen so rot, Gelb ist die Biene, Ich kann nicht dichten, Waschmaschine!
Was soll das heißen, der Vers ist nicht gut, Halt jetzt die Klappe, sonst fließt hier gleich Blut!