Violets

Violets-Witze

Affen

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Roses are red, violets are blue, you look like a monkey, go back to the zoo! 😂

Rose

175 Aufrufe ·

Roses are red, that much is true, but violets are purple, not fucking blue.

Umbridge

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"Harry": I wanted to tell you something.

"Umbridge": Go ahead.

"Harry": Roses are red, Violets are blue, I thought Voldemort was ugly, then I saw YOU.

Beleidigung

185 Aufrufe ·

Harry: "I wanted to tell you something."

Umbridge: "Go ahead."

Harry: "Roses are red, violets are blue, I thought Voldemort was ugly, then I saw YOU."