Violets

Violets-Witze

Roses are red, violets are blue, you look like a monkey, go back to the zoo! 😂

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  • Roses are red, that much is true, but violets are purple, not fucking blue.

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  • "Harry": I wanted to tell you something.

    "Umbridge": Go ahead.

    "Harry": Roses are red, Violets are blue, I thought Voldemort was ugly, then I saw YOU.

    Harry: "I wanted to tell you something."

    Umbridge: "Go ahead."

    Harry: "Roses are red, violets are blue, I thought Voldemort was ugly, then I saw YOU."

    Roses are red, violets are blue, I have 5 fingers, the middle one for you. 😂