Tim

5 Aufrufe ·

"Tim and I are going to be out of town this weekend and will be"

Hölle

16 Aufrufe ·

It's a beautiful day outside.

Flowers are blooming.

Birds are singing.

On days like these, kids like you should be burning in hell.

Lüge

24 Aufrufe ·

A reporter asks Trump during a press conference: "Lies and alternative facts are the same, isn't it?"

Trump: "I tell you no lies, you must see the alternative fucks."

Meer

1 Aufruf ·

Deine Mutter ist so fett, wenn sie ins Meer baden geht, singen die Wale "We are family!"

Blauwal

25 Aufrufe ·

Deine Mutter ist so fett, wenn sie mit den Blauwalen schwimmt, singen sie "We are family."

Meer

2 Aufrufe ·

Deine Mudder ist so fett, wenn sie ins Meer geht, singen die Wale: „We are family“.

Internet

1 Aufruf ·

Are you feeling it now, Yan Dev?

Are you feeling it now, Yan Dev?

Are you feeling it now, Yan Dev?

Apple

95 Aufrufe ·

An umbrella and an apple are in the kitchen, eating their lunch box.

Then ask the umbrella: "Let us football play. You are the football."