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Spende

Heute habe ich meine Uhr, mein Handy und 500 Euro an einen armen Kerl gespendet. Ihr glaubt nicht, wie glücklich ich war, als er die Pistole wieder in seine Tasche steckte!

Philosoph

I want to believe that Descartes is the greatest philosopher, but I manuel kan‘t.

Memes

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Challenge

1. You have been challenged. 2. Write your Nickname here. Ok, Go! 3. You're in. 4. Question 1 of 22 answer streak correct Question 2 of 22 multiple choice correct Question 3 of 22 You lost. We believe in you! Question 4 of 22 Write the answer here correct Question 5 of 22 answer streak You lost We believe in you! .... .... .... You have completed this challenge! See podium Drum roll... The results of this challenge are in See Podium.

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Tante

Deine Tante ist so dumm, sie springt vom Hochhaus und denkt sich: "I believe I can fly!"

Sie landet im Müll, steht auf, stellt sich auf den Rand des Müllcontainers und schreit: "It's my life!"

Ventilator

Deine Mudda schiebt sich 'nen Ventilator in den Arsch, springt aus dem Fenster und singt: "I believe I can fly!"

Michael Jackson

If you are a Michael Jackson believer that he only faked his death and is still alive then please subscribe to this youtube channel please, please!

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCGdiOzapRHyZi1ZoNSpXnSw/join

There is very good evidence there.

Even if you don't believe in it you can still drop by, please.

Please do not forget to subscribe! 😃😁

Thank you! Bye!

Meter

Deine Mudda springt vom 3-Meter-Brett und singt "I believe I can fly".

Song

Der neue Song von den new cheesels!

Chesterday, und deine pussy riecht so far away. All my trouble theme so hideaway. I don't believe in chesterdays.

Sudden P...!

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Community

everybody's hating me but i am feeling great what the feeling better makes is laughing at the hate cause when i sit alone in my room i can see everything is so weird outside and i dont wanna be a part of it i tried to flirt with google but it doesn't understand nobody understands what i mean so im alone yeah it makes me happy somehow i dont believe the world was nice before everything is so weird outside and i dont w… Weiterlesen

Hey guys sorry for typing in English , I would like to ask ANY of the moderators AND MATT on why a random account from https://worstjokesever.com/@laila%F0%9F%90%A2 is asking for All of the WJE account passwords for a "project " which I don't believe is true.

Where there's a will, there's a way, kind of beautiful And every night has its day, so magical And if there's love in this life, there's no obstacle That can't be defeated

For every tyrant, a tear for the vulnerable In every lost soul, the bones of a miracle For every dreamer, a dream, we're unstoppable With something to believe in

Monday left me broken Tuesday, I was through with hoping Wednesday, my empty arms we… Weiterlesen

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