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Reporter: “Mr. President, the people are depressed by the corona virus. What do you intend to do? "
Trump: "We will treat the people with nitrous oxide!"
press conference
Reporter: "Mr. President, are you sure that you will be re-elected by the Corona crisis?"
Trump: "I'm sure I'm the next president again, no question.
Reporter: "What makes you so sure there, Mr. President?"
Trump: "Based on the death rate, the Democrats are ahead."
Female
Reporter: "Mr. President, why is the Corona Virus making us so difficult? ”
Trump: "Corona is female. We cannot grab the virus by the eggs. "
Warum hat Trump gesagt: "Grab them by the pussy"? Weil alle Amerikaner Pussys sind!
Sven was blown up by creeper
Everyone left the game
By 2023 A.D. there will have been 2 walls built by the new silk road. At bandcamp what did Russel Simmons say in a Russian accent? "The world is doomed. It's the 7th Trump-Pence (Trumpets)
Stell dir vor deine MutTermine liebt Drachen, geht in durch das Endportal und sagt: ,,Ein Drache, ein Drache...
Später: Mutter was slain by Dragon.
ich weis die Antwort auf alles! auf die frage des Lebens, auf den sinn des LEBENS! und auf das Mysterium ! Frauen. die Antwort ist///////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////// //////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////// /////zensiert/////by/////Donald/Trump///////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////// ////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////
Was ist die härteste Droge? Die Gleise, ein Zug und du bist tot! Made by iSureax (Santi)
Seit Trump gibt es jetzt zusätzlich zur Amerikanischen National Hymne
auch eine Amerikanische Natianal Hymne.
Diese beginnt mit den Worten ...
Grab them by the pussy
Isch bin jetz 7. Klasse aber isch fermiss voll die deutsch lehrerin von mir 6. Klasse. Die wah voll git und so. Aber hab osch video gemacht kannst du kuken auf juporn klikst du zuerst yes und gibst dann "milf teacher gets boned by young stud in classroom" ein und siest misch wo ich bei ihr wegen nachsitzen wahr
Trump-Witze auf Englisch
What does Melania see in Donald Trump? -- 10 billion dollars and high cholesterol.
How does Donald Trump plan on deporting illegal immigrants? -- Juan by Juan.
If Donald Trump becomes President, it won't be the first time he's kicked a black family out of their home.
What is Donald Trump telling Barack Obama supporters? -- Orange Is The New Black.
What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals? -- He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
