Was sagt der Penis zum Kondom?
"Gib mir Deckung, ich geh jetzt rein!"
Dad 1: "The kids are with the Priest!"
Dad 2: "Oh shit, should we call the Police or buy some condoms?"
My girlfriend said; "take the condom off."
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"Why?"
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"Because yolo"
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"What does that mean?" I asked.
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"You only live once"
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"Well" I said, "if you get pregnant then yoyo."
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"What's that mean?"
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"You're on your own."
