Was sagt der Penis zum condom? ,,Gib mir Deckung ich geh jetzt rein"
Dad 1:"The kids are with the Priest!"
Dad 2:"Oh shit, should we call the Police or buy some condoms."
My girlfriend said; "take the condom off." - "Why?" - "Because yolo" - "What does that mean?" I asked. - "You only live once" - "Well" I said, "if you get pregnant then yoyo." - "What's that mean?" - "You're on your own."
