Bill Gates passes the prototype of a "mind-reading-toilet" to Donald Trump so he can rule america without circumstances. Trump examines the latest thing an pisses. The "mind-read-loo" autamtically twitters: "I piss on China". Trump is exited and farts: the "mind-read-loo" sends automatcally e-mails to built a great wall and sends Mexico instantly the bills. He shits and a computer generated voice says: "Mr. President. You entered the password "THE_GREATEST_BULLSHIT_EVER!" to N.O.R.A.D. The nuclear intercontinental ballistic missiles start in 3...2...1...launch.... Tank you for using the "mind-read-loo" and have a nice day.
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Rest In Peace Humphrey, A tribute
Bearded-Dragon Care 1540 Abonnenten Back in October Humphrey passed away, and I only just finished making this in memory of her. It was incredibly difficult to do, seeing her videos from the past made it very hard for me to edit and put together so I did little bits every few days. I really miss her, and it was 5 years ago today that I bought her from the pet store, so that hurts even more. I hope you guys 'like' what I've put together for her, and mainly for me to see how much we did together. Thankyou for watching, and if you've read this, Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year.
Kommt ein Aramäer zu Sebastian. Aramäer: Heu, ich bim's petrus von.... Sebastian: Ähm tschuldige, von wo nochmal? habs akustisch nicht verstanden. Aramäer: ähm ich weiß garnicht hehe bin n'dummi. Sebastian: Tell me something where you come from? Oh soryy you can't answer these questions, because you're dummi without a country. For sure i think your own house is your boat on the see.
Mama das Handy ist kaputt!Mutter sagt Kleb es wieder ganz! Lola sagt nö habe ich schon du lässt mich nicht dran ! Mutter sagt gut Dan ist es ja ganz! Lola sagt aber Kug mal es liegt doch da for dir! Mutter sagt Wieso kann die Katze 🐱 das nicht machen? Ich kündige 😠
Just keep me coming to ya, I wanna be, I could be a little princes with da hoodie, Bitch!
I am going to do nice things in the colorful rainbow to sing along with my unicorn.
You are good, I am bad... it’s impossible to say that.
Ayayayay let’s go to a party 🎉
Nothing can make me happy. I should make my slap pie
For you, and me too, sayayayay!!
Bill Gates passes the latest prototype of the "mind-reading-loo" to Donald J. Trump, so he can rule USA 24 hours a day from his new throne. The "mind-reading-loo" is part of the internet of things and connected to all electronics worldwide. Trump checks the new toy. He pisses and the "mind-reading-loo" twitters: "China gets pissed first!". Trump let go a fart and the "mind-reading-loo" twitters: "Forget climate change, enviromental pollution and shut down the "U.S. Environmental Protection Agency". Trump shits and a computer generatetd voice announces: "Thank you Mr. pesident, for doing the biggest bullshit ever! All missiles were launched successfully." The toilet flushes automatically and twitters: "The swamp in Washington is now drained."
