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Chuck Norris

1945 hat man beraten, ob man über Hiroshima eine Atombombe oder Chuck Norris abwirft. Man hat sich für die humanere Methode entschieden.

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    • Corona

    Jetzt kommt zur diesjährigen Corona-Grippe auch noch feuchtes Grippewetter dazu, wir sind alle verloren - das ist die tödlichste aller Klimakatastrophen.

    And the hole of the sun-corona sends the cosmic wisdom by it's rays through our ozone hole just into the empty heads of the rulers on earth so that their coronary arteries get cramps. Let's stay in bed for the rest of our days, the mankind is lost. Holy Gods, I've the cold and sniff already but no handkerchief at home. Must go outside and participate in that masked ball, also infect with this kind of madness. That's the evidence - it's too late to save the herd of human monkeys. No doubt, the end will come quickly.

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    • Memes

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    Bee

    According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly.

    Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.

    Chuck Norris

    Warum haben sich die Amerikaner dazu entschieden, Atombomben auf Japan zu werfen und nicht einfach Chuck Norris hinzuschicken?

    Ist humaner!

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    • Mensch

    34 Menschen auf 'nem Pferd, ist daran was verkehrt?

    35 Humans on a horse, is there something worse?

    36 hommes a une chaval, est-ce que quelque chose mal?

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    Community

    Nevelah, founded in December 2024, is built on the ideology of the Carcass—a decaying force that controls all and symbolizes renewal through death. It represents the belief that life is defined by death and that human existence was a mistake. Those who submit to the Carcass transcend humanity, becoming its scattered, bloody organs. This ideology is embodied in Nevelah’s upcoming clothing line.

    Ich habe gerade im "Fundus" (Unter meinem Schreibtisch) einen Song gefunden, den ich mit 9 oder 10 Jahren geschrieben habe...🥲

    We've got crisis all around the globe People starving while reaching out to europe Getting killed far away from their homeland For europes coast was their end While their hope was on a better reality They were murdered in the name of society What are borders? Keeping poor people out While r… Weiterlesen

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