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Jetzt kommt zur diesjährigen Corona-Grippe auch noch feuchtes Grippewetter dazu, wir sind alle verloren - das ist die tödlichste aller Klimakatastrophen.

And the hole of the sun-corona sends the cosmic wisdom by it's rays through our ozone hole just into the empty heads of the rulers on earth so that their coronary arteries get cramps. Let's stay in bed for the rest of our days, the mankind is lost. Holy Gods, I've the cold and sniff already but no handkerchief at home. Must go outside and participate in that masked ball, also infect with this kind of madness. That's the evidence - it's too late to save the herd of human monkeys. No doubt, the end will come quickly.

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    Heute habe ich meine Uhr, mein Handy und 500 Euro an einen armen Kerl gespendet. Ihr glaubt nicht, wie glücklich ich war, als er die Pistole wieder in seine Tasche steckte!

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    Dalai Lama

    Dalai Lama walks into a store and buys something.

    He waits for the change but the change never comes.

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    Kommt ein Bautz in eine Bar, sagt der Barkeeper: "Moin!"

    Sagt der Bautz: "Knock Knock!"

    Der Barkeeper: "Who is there?"

    Bautz: "Bautz!"

    Barkeeper: "Bautz who?"

    Bautz: "Exactly!"

    Barkeeper: "Bautz exactly?"

    Bautz: "No, Bautz Who!"

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    2022

    Everything changed so fast we put masks on our face don' t look behind remember the days before we were walking alone Living in uncertainity

    Even when the mask falls off you still put it back on the future's unpredictable it's not carved into walls

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