Wie heißt das Lieblingsgetränk von Dalai Lama?
Buddhamilch
Dalai Lama walks into a store and buys something. He waits for the change but the change never comes.
Dalai Lama walks into a pizza shop and he says: Can you make me one with everything?
Was isst der Dalai Lama zum Frühstück? -- Buddhabrot!
