Meal

Meal-Witze

Dein Onkel besitzt eine Kuh namens Betty.

Nach dem Besuch bei ihm geht deine Mutter zu McDonald's und bestellt ein "Betty Meal".

Wenn ich im Happy Meal bei McDonalds ein Buch bekomme, ist das dann ein MacBook?

Dumbledore: "Willkommen in Hogwarts! Dieses Jahr wird es einige Änderungen geben: Die Toiletten sind bis nächstes Jahr nicht mehr zu benutzen, da wegen eines überdimensionalen Furzes sämtliche Rohrleitungen gesprengt wurden. Professor McGonagall startet dieses Jahr ihren neuesten Essensservice."

Werbung: "Ich hätte gern ein Happy Meal, mit Weltfrieden bitte sehr! Den Burger ohne Käse drauf. Und ein Spielzeug auch!"

"Okay, macht dann 999.999,99€, bitte!"

"McGonagall ́s, ich liebe es!"

Dumbledore: "So, und zum Schluss... Unser Schulgeld steht momentan auf der Kippe. Daher werden wir die Nichtsnütze, auch Hufflepuffs auf Ebay Kleinanzeigen versteigern. Ich bitte nun also die Nichtsnütze, auch Hufflepuffs genannt, nach vorne, um ein Foto zu machen."

Hufflepuff Schüler: "Ich hab aber keine Fotoerlaubnis!"

Dumbledore: "Heul doch!"

Ich wollte mir ein Happy Meal kaufen, habe aber fast vergessen, dass ich depressiv bin.

Eine Blondine geht in die Bibliothek. Nach ein paar Minuten sagt sie zur Bibliothekarin: "Hallo, ich hätte gerne ein Happy Meal mit Cheeseburger!"

Die Bibliothekarin antwortet darauf *flüstert*: "Das ist eine Bibliothek!"

Daraufhin antwortet die Blondine *flüstert*: "Oh ja, Verzeihung, ich hätte gerne ein Happy Meal und einen Cheeseburger!"

Deine Mutter ist so schiach, sie würd sogar ein Happy Meal zum Weinen bringen.

Du bist bei McDonald‘s. Was nimmst du?

a) McWrap b) Happy Meal c) McSundae

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