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Letztens hatte ich Werbung für einen Add-Blocker.

In the 1960s, a man living in the Soviet Union walks into a bar and asks, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender replies, "Beer used to be 50 kopecks, but we had to add another 50 kopecks to pay for the Communist Party’s five-year economic plan. So it’s one ruble now. Everybody must pay for the plan."

The man thinks for a moment and says, "Alright, I’ll have one beer, please."

He puts down a ruble on the counter. The bartender takes the ruble and gives back 50 kopecks.

The man says with a confused smile, "I thought you said everybody pays for the economic plan."

The bartender replies, "Yes, comrade — but the problem is, we have no beer."

An alle Leute, die Fortnite zocken:

Ich hab kein Bock, immer alleine zu zocken, also auf Ehre addet mich, oder ich adde euch, wenn ihr euren Namen in die Kommentare schreibt. Ich heiße Swityツ. Dann können wir mal ein 1vs1 machen oder zusammen zocken!