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I have a joke on timetravel, but you guys didn‘t like it, so I wanted to post a joke on dark matter, but you won‘t be able to see it. Unfortunately, my joke on black hole really sucks. I‘d also have a joke on quantum physics, but you wouldn‘t get it. So finally, I could offer a joke on Edison, but it is copied.

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  • Land

    English: German, how do you call this? *shows 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 flag*

    German: Hmm... that's the Land of the Schotten... so I'll call it Schottland!

    English: Okay. How do you call this? *shows 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 flag*

    German: Well, that's the land of the English guys, so I will call it England!

    English: Great! So how do you call this? *shows 🇫🇷 flag* Let me guess. Frankland? Because it's the land of the France guys, right?

    German: Well, it's not a land, it's a Reich! So it's Frankreich!

    English: *confused* Okay...? But how do you call this? *shows 🇮🇹 flag* Italiland?

    German: No, it's—

    English: Ahhh, I got it. Italireich!

    German: No. It's...

    English: WHAT? WHAT ELSE COULD IT BE?!!?

    German: It's... Italien.

    English: *gets Crashout*

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  • Fortnite

    Alle Kinder spielen Fortnite, nur nicht Fritz, der hat den Fall Guys Battle Pass.

    "I just shit out my ash." Booted up my PC cause I need, need To get the Fall Guys Battle Pass.

    I like Fall Guys, did I mention Fall Guys? I like Fall Guys, it's nighttime.