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Dönermann

Anonym · vor 2 Jahren

    • 😂

    The image shows a comparison between a "Dönermann früher" (Döner man earlier) and a "Dönermann heute" (Döner man today). On the left, a smiling, older man with a mustache and a chef's hat holds a Döner. The text below describes him as having immigrated 20 years ago, not speaking German well, using only garlic and yogurt sauce, making Döner with love, and calling customers "Chef." The shop name is his first name plus Döner, the food is homemade, and the customer is king. On the right, a modern-looking man with a beard is shown, and the text says that he has some hippie name, speaks perfect German, has a high school degree, offers many (bad) sauces, only thinks about profit, treats customers like at Aldi, charges extra for extra meat, and sells precooked food for 8 Euro. The customer is treated as a “Hs.”.
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    • Brot

    ιεκοορα · vor 4 Jahren

    • Hallöchen, ich habe Brot gebacken.

    Wie, das willst du nicht essen? Das habe ich selbst gebacken! Du bekommst gleich eine Backpfeife, mein Freund!

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