Light Memes

Why is "dark" spelled with a "k" and not with a "c"?

Because you can't C in the dark!

Why do programmers code on a dark background?

Because light attracts bugs!

Kunde: "Do you have a four volt, two watt light bulb?"

Verkäufer: "For what?"

Kunde: "No, two."

Verkäufer: "To what..."

Kunde: "Yes."

Verkäufer: "No."

Kunde: "Thank you. Goodbye."

Verkäufer: "Goodbye."