Der Einzelkämpfer beim Bowling

Listen up, you little goofball. You see this here? It's a classic case of someone trying to act all tough and independent, claiming they're a "Einzelkämpfer" who needs to focus on their life, but the truth is, they are just broke. They try to pretend they are doing it for self-improvement but immediately give in. It's a tale as old as time, kid. Stop pretending that you understand.