Everyone is watching Po*n except Tom, he is eating Corn.
"Drei Euro Eintritt pro Nase."
"Cool! Freier Eintritt!"
Voldemort, 69, Schnäppchenjäger.
Me when I saw a Harry Potter Movie:
1% That was a great Movie!
99% I WANNA BE A FUCKING WIZARD!!!!!!
Googled nicht "Space Movie 1992" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Heyyyyyy, spielt jemand Movie Star Planet? Benutzer -> in die Komis 😘
Heiße MoviestarMadison<3
LG
A Nightmare on Elm Street - A wet Dream on Elm Street.
Other names for the Harry Potter movies:
Harry Potter and the time I thought it was Snape.
Harry Potter and the time I thought it was Draco.
Harry Potter and the time I thought it was Sirius.
Harry Potter and the time I thought it was Karkarof.
Harry Potter and the time everyone knew it was Umbridge.
Harry Potter and the time it was actually Draco.
Harry Potter and the time it was Dumbledore all along.
Ein blinder Mann ging in die Zoohandlung und wollte sich einen Blindenhund kaufen.
Er fragte den Verkäufer: „Wie viel kostet ein Blindenhund?“ Der Verkäufer lügt den blinden Mann an und sagt: „Ein Blindenhund kostet 4000€.“ Harry Potter kam und sagte: „BUM BUM BUM!“
