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Warum ist Hitler blind? Weil er Nazi sein kann

Was macht ein Nazi, wenn er sich verletzt?

Er macht sich "heil".

Josef Bürckel, NS-Gauleiter und ein ganz übler Nazi, wurde ob seines Alkoholkonsums "Bierleiter Gauckel" genannt.

Achtung Nazis in Afrika gesichtet !

Schon wieder !!!
HETZI Nazi Nilpferd:
am Sonntag
Hetzjagd auf Dunkelhäutigen
20
Grüne fordern Jagd auf Hippos

Ein Nazi, ein Emo und ein Kommunist hüpfen von der Brücke, wer gewinnt?

Die Gesellschaft

Was isst Adolf Hitler im China - Restaurant? Nazi - Goreng.

Der Held den wir alle hier brauchten...

Never has a man influenced physics so profoundly as Niels Bohr in the early 1900's.
Going back to this time period, little was known about atomic structure; Bohr set out
to end the obscurity of physics. However things didn't come easy for Bohr. He had to
give up most of his life for physics and research of many hypothesis. But, this is why
you and I have even heard of the quantum theory and atomic structures. Bohr came
up with his quantum theory while studying at Cambridge. Bohr was a skeptic and he
never truly believed in Max Planck's old quantum theory. He put forth the idea that,
going from one high-energy orbit o a lower one, an electron could, in fact, be trying
to emit a quantum of discrete energy. Bohr was criticized for this idea, but he didn't
let up. Soon after, Bohr said his famed quote,"If quantum mechanics hasn't shocked
you, you haven't understood it yet." This quote is extremely famous and has gone
down as the motto for quantum physicist around the world. Understandably, Bohr
never won a Nobel prize outside of physics (of which he only won one). Bohr's still
going strong with his theories on atomic structure; he allowed for 100's of scientists
to fully experiment with the cell and its many components. Bohr was largely on the
run from the Nazi's when he came up with this discovery, which is amazing because
around this time, Bohr's home country of Denmark was invaded by the Nazi's. Bohr
and Ernest Rutherford are given credit, but it is believed that Rutherford decided to
desert Bohr in the middle of their work. Rutherford once, quite famously said that
you should never bet against the wonders of science. Niels Bohr's famous career
never really kicked off until he was forty years old. Most other major scientists were
going all over the world with their ideas by their early twenties. However, in order
to preserve the legacy of Niels Bohr, he has his own institution, whose goal is to
make many more great strides in the field of physics for years. How did Bohr affect
you and me? Without Niels Bohrs' more advanced atomic theory, we might as well
cry over how little we know of the atoms and their compounds. Physics would have
never been such a force in the todays society. However, to this day, research is still
going on to improve and update the atomic theory. Although scientists clearly want
to improve on Bohr's theory, many famous physicists come out publicly and openly
say that Bohr's ideas will never be improved upon, todays society cannot say
goodbye to an opportunity to improve our understanding of the sciences. If Bohr
never had silenced his critics, we would still be following Planck's theories, and
going on incomplete information. Bohr's later life was all occupied when he decided
to go back to Denmark and head the Royal Danish Academy. His main goal was to
tell the world of the of the greatness of the Danish Sciences and most likely educate
a new crop of scientists for years to come. There is controversy surrounding Bohr's
lie during his stint in the Manhattan project. Though he claimed to be anti-violence
and a peace-seeker, Bohr engineered on the Manhattan Project. Though he didn't
hurt anyone directly, thousands of people died. Neils Bohr opened many doors for
you and I in the physics world, he will go down as one of the greatest physicists.

Wie nennt man eine Nazi-Ecke? Rechter Winkel.

Was ist hitlas Lieblings Süßigkeit??? Naziepan

Ich bin eigentlich kein Deutscher.

Ich bin ein kapitalistischer Russe, der in der Freizeit Nazi ist und gemeinsam mit Kim Jong-un für den Sozialismus kämpft.

Bundeswehr ..............................

"Nazis bei der Bundeswehr? Um Himmlers Willen."

"Mach mal nicht so en Rommel!"

"Und wehrmacht da alles mit?"

"Nur ein ganz göriner Teil."

Bürger24

Ich bin ein Nazi.

Was ist ein nazi in Salzsäure:

Ein gelöstes Problem

Ironie ist, wenn ein Nazi in einer Rechtskurve ums Leben kommt, weil er zu viel Gas gegeben hat.

Was sind vier nazis in der ecke

:ein rechter winkel😂

Deine mudda is so fett das mann denkt sie ist ein panzer der nazi

Was ist der Unterschied zwischen einem Nazi und einem Eimer Scheiße?...

Der Eimer.

Wieso haben französische Panzer Rückspiegel? So können sie auch mal die Front sehen.

Kommen ein chinanese und ein nazi zusammen sagt der ami nun ücken sie ihre 9mm der deutsche hold die pistole raus der chinese verpasst ihm nen fetten cockslap

Ich hatte gerade einen guten Witz. Doch Hitler Stalingrad.

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