My girlfriend said; "take the condom off." - "Why?" - "Because yolo" - "What does that mean?" I asked. - "You only live once" - "Well" I said, "if you get pregnant then yoyo." - "What's that mean?" - "You're on your own."
Journalist: What inspired you to use the rainbow flag in your logo?
Company owner: Money!
Warum fliegen Admins und Owner?
Antwort: Owner und Admins sind Helfer (Helfer = Gott).
Wieso sind Owner immer unsichtbar? Weil Apfelmus, warum sonst?
Kommt ein Aramäer zu Sebastian.
Aramäer: Heu, ich bin's Petrus von....
Sebastian: Ähm, tschuldige, von wo nochmal? Habs akustisch nicht verstanden.
Aramäer: Ähm, ich weiß gar nicht, hehe, bin n' Dummi.
Sebastian: Tell me something where you come from?
Oh soryy you can't answer these questions, because you're dummi without a country. For sure I think your own house is your boat on the see.
Wenn deine Mudda in einen Server geht, dann kommt nicht mal der Owner in deinen Server rein!
