Owner-Witze

Wenn deine Mudda in einen Server geht, dann kommt nicht mal der Owner in deinen Server rein!

[A.d.V.: Das wird wahrscheinlich bei sehr wenigen ankommen, aber heute mal ein unbearbeitetes Zitat, was ich ziemlich pointiert finde.]

The nineteenth century dislike of Realism is the rage of Caliban seeing his own face in a glass. The nineteenth century dislike of Romanticism is the rage of Caliban not seeing his own face in a glass.

~Oscar Wilde (The picture of Dorian Gray)

Wieso sind Owner immer unsichtbar? Weil Apfelmus, warum sonst?

Journalist: What inspired you to use the rainbow flag in your logo?

Company owner: Money!

Warum fliegen Admins und Owner?

Antwort: Owner und Admins sind Helfer (Helfer = Gott).

My girlfriend said; "take the condom off."

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"Why?"

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"Because yolo"

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"What does that mean?" I asked.

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"You only live once"

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"Well" I said, "if you get pregnant then yoyo."

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"What's that mean?"

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"You're on your own."

Kommt ein Aramäer zu Sebastian.

Aramäer: Heu, ich bin's Petrus von....

Sebastian: Ähm, tschuldige, von wo nochmal? Habs akustisch nicht verstanden.

Aramäer: Ähm, ich weiß gar nicht, hehe, bin n' Dummi.

Sebastian: Tell me something where you come from?

Oh soryy you can't answer these questions, because you're dummi without a country. For sure I think your own house is your boat on the see.