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Kondom

    • My girlfriend said; "take the condom off."

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    "Why?"

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    "Because yolo"

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    "What does that mean?" I asked.

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    "You only live once"

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    "Well" I said, "if you get pregnant then yoyo."

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    "What's that mean?"

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    "You're on your own."

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    • Server

    • Wenn deine Mudda in einen Server geht, dann kommt nicht mal der Owner in deinen Server rein!

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    Realismus

    • [A.d.V.: Das wird wahrscheinlich bei sehr wenigen ankommen, aber heute mal ein unbearbeitetes Zitat, was ich ziemlich pointiert finde.]

    The nineteenth century dislike of Realism is the rage of Caliban seeing his own face in a glass. The nineteenth century dislike of Romanticism is the rage of Caliban not seeing his own face in a glass.

    ~Oscar Wilde (The picture of Dorian Gray)

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    • Admin

    • Warum fliegen Admins und Owner?

    Antwort: Owner und Admins sind Helfer (Helfer = Gott).

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    • Sebastian

    • Kommt ein Aramäer zu Sebastian.

    Aramäer: Heu, ich bin's Petrus von....

    Sebastian: Ähm, tschuldige, von wo nochmal? Habs akustisch nicht verstanden.

    Aramäer: Ähm, ich weiß gar nicht, hehe, bin n' Dummi.

    Sebastian: Tell me something where you come from?

    Oh soryy you can't answer these questions, because you're dummi without a country. For sure I think your own house is your boat on the see.

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    • Petition for a feature that allows you to hide your own follower count just like Matthias, for example.

    • Hey guys can I get some support? Tw btw (venting and topic about sa) About 41 days ago, my friend of 4 years groomed me. It was really bad, and it's stuck with me and inflicted trauma on me. I am really upset about it. I won't add too much details in what he did. I told some of my friends, and posted some screenshots in wje. I have decided with my friends that we are going to call him out, and tell were he goes to c… Weiterlesen

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