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Never has a man influenced physics so profoundly as Niels Bohr in the early 1900's.
Going back to this time period, little was known about atomic structure; Bohr set out
to end the obscurity of physics. However things didn't come easy for Bohr. He had to
give up most of his life for physics and research of many hypothesis. But, this is why
you and I have even heard of the quantum theory and atomic structures. Bohr came
up with his quantum theory while studying at Cambridge. Bohr was a skeptic and he
never truly believed in Max Planck's old quantum theory. He put forth the idea that,
going from one high-energy orbit o a lower one, an electron could, in fact, be trying
to emit a quantum of discrete energy. Bohr was criticized for this idea, but he didn't
let up. Soon after, Bohr said his famed quote,"If quantum mechanics hasn't shocked
you, you haven't understood it yet." This quote is extremely famous and has gone
down as the motto for quantum physicist around the world. Understandably, Bohr
never won a Nobel prize outside of physics (of which he only won one). Bohr's still
going strong with his theories on atomic structure; he allowed for 100's of scientists
to fully experiment with the cell and its many components. Bohr was largely on the
run from the Nazi's when he came up with this discovery, which is amazing because
around this time, Bohr's home country of Denmark was invaded by the Nazi's. Bohr
and Ernest Rutherford are given credit, but it is believed that Rutherford decided to
desert Bohr in the middle of their work. Rutherford once, quite famously said that
you should never bet against the wonders of science. Niels Bohr's famous career
never really kicked off until he was forty years old. Most other major scientists were
going all over the world with their ideas by their early twenties. However, in order
to preserve the legacy of Niels Bohr, he has his own institution, whose goal is to
make many more great strides in the field of physics for years. How did Bohr affect
you and me? Without Niels Bohrs' more advanced atomic theory, we might as well
cry over how little we know of the atoms and their compounds. Physics would have
never been such a force in the todays society. However, to this day, research is still
going on to improve and update the atomic theory. Although scientists clearly want
to improve on Bohr's theory, many famous physicists come out publicly and openly
say that Bohr's ideas will never be improved upon, todays society cannot say
goodbye to an opportunity to improve our understanding of the sciences. If Bohr
never had silenced his critics, we would still be following Planck's theories, and
going on incomplete information. Bohr's later life was all occupied when he decided
to go back to Denmark and head the Royal Danish Academy. His main goal was to
tell the world of the of the greatness of the Danish Sciences and most likely educate
a new crop of scientists for years to come. There is controversy surrounding Bohr's
lie during his stint in the Manhattan project. Though he claimed to be anti-violence
and a peace-seeker, Bohr engineered on the Manhattan Project. Though he didn't
hurt anyone directly, thousands of people died. Neils Bohr opened many doors for
you and I in the physics world, he will go down as one of the greatest physicists.

*use your own words, don't just copy from
the textbook"
book: he died in 1987
me: 1987 was when he died.

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You know you're German
when...
a piece of bread,
has its own
TV show.

Immer xD

Dog owner: He only
wants to play
the dog:
ar

4K
ULTRAHD
My brain when
I need to recall
something for a
test
My brain recalling
cringe memories
at 1 AM
on its own

Eigene Galaxie? Gerne!

when you barely hit your brothr but he's going to tell mom anyways
VIV
your making a mistake I'll give you anything. money, fame, riches, infinite power, your own galaxy

Journalist: What inspired you to use the rainbow flag in your logo? Company owner: money! :}

Kritisch

Every Country has its own speedbump
North Sea
Netherlands
Antwerp
Belgium
Brussels
Germany
France
Luxemburg

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Make
up your
own jokes
Just steal
jokes from others
who have
more than 20 likes

Weso fliegen Admins und Owners?antwort:Owner und Admins sind Helfer(Helfer=gott)

My girlfriend said; "take the condom off." - "Why?" - "Because yolo" - "What does that mean?" I asked. - "You only live once" - "Well" I said, "if you get pregnant then yoyo." - "What's that mean?" - "You're on your own."

Ich denke das jedes mal:

Cat owners on Instagram:
,,My cats love me."
Cats:

Native Americans: Can
you just let us live on our
ancestral land that we own?
America:
DO
TAR
OK
OKLAHOMA IS YOUR HOME NOW

Kommt ein Aramäer zu Sebastian. Aramäer: Heu, ich bim's petrus von.... Sebastian: Ähm tschuldige, von wo nochmal? habs akustisch nicht verstanden. Aramäer: ähm ich weiß garnicht hehe bin n'dummi. Sebastian: Tell me something where you come from? Oh soryy you can't answer these questions, because you're dummi without a country. For sure i think your own house is your boat on the see.