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Wenn deine Mudda in einen Server geht, dann kommt nicht mal der Owner in deinen Server rein!

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My girlfriend said; "take the condom off."

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"Why?"

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"Because yolo"

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"What does that mean?" I asked.

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"You only live once"

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"Well" I said, "if you get pregnant then yoyo."

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"What's that mean?"

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"You're on your own."

Kommt ein Aramäer zu Sebastian.

Aramäer: Heu, ich bin's Petrus von....

Sebastian: Ähm, tschuldige, von wo nochmal? Habs akustisch nicht verstanden.

Aramäer: Ähm, ich weiß gar nicht, hehe, bin n' Dummi.

Sebastian: Tell me something where you come from?

Oh soryy you can't answer these questions, because you're dummi without a country. For sure I think your own house is your boat on the see.