Running-Witze

Dieser Moment, wenn man im Keller das Licht ausschaltet und dann um sein Leben rennt.

Breaking News: Chuck Norris won the Berlin Marathon in less than 2h.

Result was not counted. He ran from Berlin to Marathon.

Wie nennt man einen rennenden Komiker?

Einen Running Gag!

Time is running out to save the world!

Wie heißt ein rennender Komiker? Running Gag!

Tieme is running out to play Kahoot!

Was macht Steve, um sich fit zu halten? Er läuft einmal um den Block.

I am the one don't weight a ton to get respect up on the street... Panda Panda Panda Panda Panda BRAAAAA

"I am young, but I know what to do. Time is running out to play Kahoot..."

Time is running out to play Kahoot!

"Kashoot!" is a running gag!

Tim is running out to play Kahoot!

Deine Mudda ist neuerdings Fitnesstrainer. Sie schickt ihre Kunden aufs Laufband, stellt sich ans andere Ende und schreit: "WHY ARE YOU RUNNING?!"

They say I am young and know nothing about life, but when the earth suffers, we suffer at the same time.

It's so easy to understand, that nature is our mother. And like us, she is free, she belongs to no one. And I love all the things that she gives me.

Come with me, I can't make it alone. But together, together, we're strong! I am young, but I know what to do, time is running out to save the earth! Come make a difference, we can make it work, Let's make it happen now! Soon it'll be too late, I can't make it all alone. I need you now!

They say that everything is normal, that global warming is a false alarm, but I am living in a sea of green, and the world is full of heat and fire. It's time to wake up! I know it's hard but we can make it better. And all together defend our home, we must go further. Come with me, I can't make it alone, but together, together, we're strong! I am young but I know what to do time is running out to save the earth. Come make a difference, we can make it work. Let's make it happen now!

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Was macht Steve, wenn er sich fit halten will?

Er rennt einmal um den Block.

"Ich ruf dich nachher zurück, bin gerade joggen."

"Sehe ich..."

"Ach, du bist auch im Park?"

"Nee, ich sitze beim Bäcker hinter dir und deinem Schokokuchen!"

Ich weiß jetzt, warum ich beim Laufen immer die Letzte bin, ... weil das Beste ja zum Schluss kommt.

Darf man eigentlich in der Krabbelgruppe laufen?

Egal wie gut du rennst, Jeremy ist Renner.