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Herbert

Herbert kommt nach Hause und sieht, dass seine Frau ein Geschenk einpackt. Daraufhin fragt er: "Wieso schenkst du der Tatjana denn etwas zum Geburtstag? Ich dachte, du kannst sie nicht leiden?" - "Das stimmt, deswegen schenke ich ihr auch einen Schlechtschein."

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    • Song

    15. Russia Tatjana Mezhentseva and Denberel Oorzhak.

    Tatjana and Denberel had a very good audition with cool Leds on the stage. The song was a bit strange, but have a great message and fits the stage well. But I felt, something was missing on the stage, of course there were any dancers and bigger special effects. Tatjana has a beautiful voice, but Denberels voice isnt perfect and maybe a bit powerless. Sorry Russia!

    14. Albania Isea Cili Mikja ime Femijeri.

    The stage was really colourful and the many leds give it a unique and also magic sense of style. Her song was very emotional and catches everyone with the pretty emotional refrain. But I fell, something was missing in the song. It was really beautiful, but not powerful enough to make it to a big contender. Iseas Voice was very good, but I know that song show not all what she can.

    13. Malta Eliana Gomez Blanco We are more.

    Her Vocals and Voice were not really great. Her song was also a bit strange and not very interesting. The stage had great leds that perfectly fits her emotional song, but something special was missing on it. I know she wasnt bad, but not good enough.

    12. Serbia Darija Vracevic Podigni Glas.

    The song is really powerful and have the perfect emotion in it. The stage was pretty with the many leds and special effects that suits the song very much. Her vocals were fantastic and she have a great strong voice. But her outfit can be a bit better.

    You can watch all the songs on YouTube. Please a Dislike when you like it.

    Name

    Dieser Moment, wenn du auf einem Arbeitsblatt in der Schule den Namen Jana liest, du an SW denken musst und dir nur so denkst: 🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️

    Jana

    Best of Jana; Zitate:

    „Gebt mir doch eine Chance! Jeder hat eine 2. Chance verdient!“

    „Ab jetzt bin ich ganz nett.“

    „Bitte nicht sperren (ich bin jetzt ganz nett!)“

    „Ich bin nicht Jana!“

    ~ Jana

    Zensur

    Wenn ich alle Sätze, die ich über Jana sagen könnte, zensieren müsste, würden wir im wahrsten Sinne des Wortes nur noch Sterne sehen...

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    • Manier

    Tanja war einen Monat lang im Internat. Als sie zurückkommt, fragt ihr Bruder: "Was hast du denn dort gelernt?" Tanja antwortet: "Gute Manieren, du Depp!"

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