Together-Witze

German speakingwords in english #4:(deutsche Sprichwörter auf englisch #4:)

Rip you together. (Reiss dich zusammen.)

That‘s not my beer. (Das ist nicht mein Bier.)

Fear-rabbit (Angsthase)

Tell no cheese. (Erzähl keinen Käse.)

You can me once. (Du kannst mich mal.)

I laugh me broken. (Ich lache mich kaputt.)

You lucky mushroom. (Du Glückspilz.)

You are on the woodway. (Du bist auf dem Holzweg.)

That fits on no cowskin. (Das geht auf keine Kuhhaut.)

He made himself me nothing you nothing out of the dust. (Er hat sich mir nichts dir nichts aus dem Staub gemacht.)

Half so bad. (Halb so schlimm.)

My hair stood to mountain. (Meine Haare standen mir zu Berge.)

Two Italian men get on a bus...

They sit down and engage in an animated conversation. They speak with an Italian accent.

The lady sitting behind them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the following:

"Emma come first.

Den I come.

Den two asses come together.

I come once-a-more.

Two asses, they come together again.

I come again and pee twice.

Then I come one lasta time."

"You foul-mouthed swine," retorted the lady indignantly.

"In this country we don't talk about our sex lives in public!"

"Hey, coola down lady," said the man.

"Who talkin' abouta sexa?

I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spella 'Mississippi'."

Gehbehinderten Datingwebseite: Let's roll together!

Rest In Peace Humphrey, A tribute.

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Back in October Humphrey passed away, and I only just finished making this in memory of her. It was incredibly difficult to do, seeing her videos from the past made it very hard for me to edit and put together, so I did little bits every few days. I really miss her, and it was 5 years ago today that I bought her from the pet store, so that hurts even more. I hope you guys "like" what I've put together for her, and mainly for me to see how much we did together. Thank you for watching, and if you've read this, Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year.

They say I am young and know nothing about life, but when the earth suffers, we suffer at the same time.

It's so easy to understand, that nature is our mother. And like us, she is free, she belongs to no one. And I love all the things that she gives me.

Come with me, I can't make it alone. But together, together, we're strong! I am young, but I know what to do, time is running out to save the earth! Come make a difference, we can make it work, Let's make it happen now! Soon it'll be too late, I can't make it all alone. I need you now!

They say that everything is normal, that global warming is a false alarm, but I am living in a sea of green, and the world is full of heat and fire. It's time to wake up! I know it's hard but we can make it better. And all together defend our home, we must go further. Come with me, I can't make it alone, but together, together, we're strong! I am young but I know what to do time is running out to save the earth. Come make a difference, we can make it work. Let's make it happen now!

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