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my bf broke up and I feel so lonely :(

I cried today 4 hours

I'm not that's the thing

I feel so empty

Face mcshooty

ur great sarah

thx

Anonym

I feel so empty

im sorry to hear that

ur sweet and nice and beautiful sarah and im 100% sure u will find someone who is right for u

I thought he was the right one

Face mcshooty

ur sweet and nice and beautiful sarah and im 100% sure u will find someone who is right for u

u think?

Face mcshooty

hell yeah 😁

thanks

ive been on this site for like 3 weeks AND i live on the other side of the world

Anonym

And...

One Of my family died

Face mcshooty

ive been on this site for like 3 weeks AND i live on the other side of the world

mh

Face mcshooty

ive been on this site for like 3 weeks AND i live on the other side of the world

and i somehow fell in love with someone as great as u

Face mcshooty

and i somehow fell in love with someone as great as u

hm?

Face mcshooty

what ?

wait what? U fell in love?

Anonym

wait what? U fell in love?

i mean i did ?

I'm so happy for uuuu :)

Face mcshooty

we dated remember ?

yh

I were now I'm nothing

anyone who says otherwise is an asshole and can go fuck themselves

Face mcshooty

anyone who says otherwise is an asshole and can go fuck themselves

Aw thx

Face mcshooty

yes

thx

U make feel better

Anonym

U make feel better

u deserve to feel better sarah

Face mcshooty

u deserve to feel better sarah

Maybe I do

what lesson xD

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Face mcshooty

idk how to spell 😵‍💫

idk what you mean?

Face mcshooty

but im trying to say

...that?

i suffer from MDD (Major depression disorder )

I have Depression too

(diagnostiziert)

u are I'm not

Face mcshooty

yes u are

Nooo

aw that's cute

if im great and i love u that makes something about u great too

Face mcshooty

if im great and i love u that makes something about u great too

wdym

Face mcshooty

i am not great at all

yes u are

Face mcshooty

i love every single thing about u

I do?

anytime u feel like ur not great just know i think ur the best person in the whole world

u rly think that? 😭

we may not be together sarah but i will always love u for who u are 😁

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Face mcshooty

we may not be together sarah but i will always love u for who u are 😁

Same

And u dont just say that to make me feel better?

Anonym

And u dont just say that to make me feel better?

no i actually mean it

Face mcshooty

no i actually mean it

Ok

U know how sweet you are

ur really the only one who really cares about me

Anonym

ur really the only one who really cares about me

and i always will

Face mcshooty

and i always will

Aw u are rly adorable u know that

sarah i know one day u will find happiness with a guy so just keep trying to find that special someone even if it feels like u wont find em

I was happy just one time...

Face mcshooty

well i know 😁

:)

Ur lucky ur cute

Face mcshooty

im lucky to have u in life 😁

Same

I'm red bcs of u bte

Face mcshooty

im so bad at grammar 😂

same xD

couse ur complementing me all the time

Face mcshooty

because of how great u are ?

Ur a such a dork u know that :D

Anonym

couse ur complementing me all the time

u deserve to be complemented

Anonym

Ur a such a dork u know that :D

But a cute one

Face mcshooty

u deserve to be complemented

u too

Anonym

Ur a such a dork u know that :D

i know xD

great people like u deserve to be treated right

Ugh u dork xD

and im glad to see ur showing ur face on here

btw who was the guy who broke up with u ?

A guy from school

3 weeks or sumin

He cheated on me

u deserve better than his sorry ass anyway

Face mcshooty

fuck that guy

But not me, gross x_x

Face mcshooty

u deserve better than his sorry ass anyway

Maybe...

Anonym

Maybe...

u do deserve better than him if u he was a cheater

Face mcshooty

u do deserve better than him if u he was a cheater

Yea right

btw how was ur day

ur doing good?

im doing great sense i know ur doing good

Face mcshooty

damn im dumb

No ur not

yh but u know I spelled hi wrong yesterday x_x

Face mcshooty

im smart in where it counts 😁

:D

We have Ferien

idk how it's in English

we have only 2 weeks

Pfingsten or sumin

thx for the follow btw

Face mcshooty

i dont know what that is 😅

its ok

Anonym

thx for the follow btw

HOW DID U KNOW ?

Anonym

its ok

same

Face mcshooty

HOW DID U KNOW ?

hehe

Face mcshooty

how did u know 😭

I know what my sweetheart do :)

Anonym

I know what my sweetheart do :)

oh am i ur sweetheart ?

Face mcshooty

oh am i ur sweetheart ?

yh

Face mcshooty

idkkk

what u don't know?

U in a mood for a selfie? :)

Ok u say if u like it

Face mcshooty

but uve seen my face before ?

yh

Anonym

yh

never forget that cute face

Anonym

never forget that cute face

lol in america we say handsome

Face mcshooty

lol in america we say handsome

whatever

Anonym

Ok u say if u like it

.

Face mcshooty

but ur too cute

no, duh~

Anonym

.

u rly?

Here you go :)

one more for ya :)

Yeahhhhhhhhhhh

ur so beautiful it dont seem real sometimes sweet heart

what does that mean

Anonym

what does that mean

what are you doing

Face mcshooty

what are you doing

aahhhhh

Anonym

aahhhhh

thinking about my sweetheart

Anonym

uatcfm

u are too cute for me

Anonym

thinking about my sweetheart

wow really i was doing the same thing

Face mcshooty

wow really i was doing the same thing

Wow

No I plugged in

Anonym

Want a pic?

ofc id want to see more of ur beautiful face

Face mcshooty

ofc id want to see more of ur beautiful face

Here u go sweetie :)

Face mcshooty

😘

cuteeee

I love you tooooo

Face mcshooty

i love u more

I doooo

Its game time: XD

yh but I'm really bad at it

And im a beginner:)

Yh but I'm not playing often

but I can add u

I know ur name

i mean it the same as my name on here but how ?

stalking (just joking)

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ill add u back when i get ungrounded 🫠

should I tell u sweetheart?

Hobbies: talking about random shit and PlayStation btw u should suck off my friends scooter dap me up dipshit imwithstupid yugi jkw HYPHEN bomb the bombing give that sloppy toppy to them fr P.S dap likes it when u bite the tip off don't ask how I know that (add me on PlayStation @Face_mcshooty420)

Anonym

Hobbies: talking about random shit and PlayStation btw u should suck off my friends scooter dap me up dipshit imwithstupid yugi jkw HYPHEN bomb the bombing give that sloppy toppy to them fr P.S dap likes it when u bite the tip off don't ask how I know that (add me on PlayStation @Face_mcshooty420)

OHHH

its kinda cute when your so clueless

idk rn I'm grounded too

Sarahthebest or sumin

Anonym

idk rn I'm grounded too

woww i could never

Face mcshooty

woww i could never

...do what?

Face mcshooty

ill add u back when i get ungrounded 🫠

k

But I cant play rn my brother did some shit

so why are u grounded if he did something bad ?

Face mcshooty

is he younger ?

yh

hes 2 min younger

yh like 90 or sumin u know

Anonym

yh like 90 or sumin u know

thats no way to talk to ur elders 🧓

Face mcshooty

do u want to date again ?

Highlight 🤩🤩🤩🤩

Face mcshooty

whens ur birthday ?

i wanna know so i can gift u something maybe

Face mcshooty

whens ur birthday ?

5.7.

Face mcshooty

i wanna know so i can gift u something maybe

not necessarily sweetheart

Face mcshooty

5.7 ?

yh

wow ur birthday is right after starwars day 😆

Face mcshooty

thats cutee

u are

Face mcshooty

what did ur brother blame on u ?

that I harmed him badly

And he harmed himself

Yesterday I walked out of school

I at home be like:

Face mcshooty

ur perfect 😍

rly?

there are no words to describe ur beauty sarah

Face mcshooty

there are no words to describe ur beauty sarah

thx

i wish i had good photos to show u but none of mine look as good as urs

Face mcshooty

i wish i had good photos to show u but none of mine look as good as urs

liar

i got pictures of my cousins and random stuff 😭

U look better than me

Anonym

U look better than me

thats is not true at all

Face mcshooty

thats is not true at all

its tr

this is the best photo of me in my camera roll

Anonym

U look better than me

.

Face mcshooty

everything else is this lil guy

awwww

Face mcshooty

lol yeah im babysitting rn

Oh :)

but they asleep

Face mcshooty

how many siblings ?

1

Anonym

its 03:46 rn

u should head to bed sleeping beauty 😘

Face mcshooty

u should head to bed sleeping beauty 😘

Noooo I want u

Face mcshooty

u should head to bed sleeping beauty 😘

only with uuuu

Oh I like it when u so flustered

i cant handle talking to models like u 😄

I'm not a model

Anonym

I'm not a model

not officially but u could be

for u maybe <3

Face mcshooty

yes my love ?

Do I look good?

Face mcshooty

do birds fly ?

yeah?

but not all of them

Anonym

but not all of them

but ur still pretty

I be like on friday

Face mcshooty

gn my love

I'm not going to sleep

Anonym

._.

i love ur necklace it makes u look more beautiful

Anonym

I'm not going to sleep

if u do dream a little dream of me 😘

Face mcshooty

if u do dream a little dream of me 😘

ofc

if u were here...

I would cuddle u forever

Anonym

if u were here...

id kiss u as if it was my last

I love uuuuuuuuuuu

if we meet up in person where do we meet ?

what do you prefer

my ount lives in Texas so

I'm half American u know

i know but hopefully when we meet ill put more american in u 😘

I didn't read

it was just something i would want to do with u someday

can I read it please

u remember when u rread me a good night story?

It was so cute

i started catching feelings for u after that 😅

hold on sweetheart my cousin is asking me to put him to bed lol

Good, you? I was just wondering why all of these face reveals are publicly available on the Internet and in fact showing eight different people.

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Good, you? I was just wondering why all of these face reveals are publicly available on the Internet and in fact showing eight different people.

i dont care my face is on here

We should also consider moving to a real chat, chatting in jokes is not so welcome.

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We should also consider moving to a real chat, chatting in jokes is not so welcome.

eh ok

Face mcshooty

i dont care my face is on here

Not yours, yours isn't. But all the other pictures can be found on Instagram, Pinterest etc.

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Not yours, yours isn't. But all the other pictures can be found on Instagram, Pinterest etc.

mmmm

I just wanted to say that it would be quite unusual if all eight different social media accounts belonged to Sarah.

honest question not to be rude or anything

If there is a joke under the last commented section with 500 comments it is likely a "secret" chat.

Moin Alpha btw

Anonym

Moin Alpha btw

what does moin mean ?

Face mcshooty

how much did u miss me 😗

idk

Face mcshooty

what does moin mean ?

it's like Hello bud

Face mcshooty

everything else is this lil guy

how is he doing?

Face mcshooty

what are u doing rn ?

Nothing

Anonym

how is he doing?

hes asleep right now

idk its annoying

I really don't know

I want a husky or a cat so bad

I have a cat btw

wanna Chat here later?

Face mcshooty

i own a german shepard tho

Awwwww

Anonym

wanna Chat here later?

ill talk with u anywhere sweetheart 😘

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let's make a new main chat

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he said he was sorry for making u cut yourself

I love u so much my patient baby

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Sophia but I hate ittrrr

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hows ur cousin

Face mcshooty

do u want to date again ?

highlight ^-^

Face mcshooty

what u doinn

Hoping u ask me som

Anonym

Hoping u ask me som

what do u want me to ask ?

Anonym

highlight ^-^

^^

if u could be anywhere in the world rn where would u be ?

Face mcshooty

if u could be anywhere in the world rn where would u be ?

And u dont judge me?

Cuddling with uuuu in Texas

if I were in Germany with u what would u want to do together ?

Anonym

Cuddling with uuuu in Texas

in Germany

Netflix and chill?

U know how to keep all this priv

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Is it?

Without that

we do it on wje it's dead there

but I gotta leave it 5 so I can drop off my cousin

Anonym

Without that

WJE is no less public.

And for the second time: Chats under jokes are not welcome for various reasons, please use the community.

Face mcshooty

but I gotta leave it 5 so I can drop off my cousin

k

αηΩηγм

WJE is no less public.

And for the second time: Chats under jokes are not welcome for various reasons, please use the community.

kk

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go to the normal chqt tho