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    • my bf broke up and I feel so lonely :(

    I cried today 4 hours

    I'm not that's the thing

    I feel so empty

    Face mcshooty

    ur great sarah

    thx

    Anonym

    I feel so empty

    im sorry to hear that

    ur sweet and nice and beautiful sarah and im 100% sure u will find someone who is right for u

    I thought he was the right one

    Face mcshooty

    ur sweet and nice and beautiful sarah and im 100% sure u will find someone who is right for u

    u think?

    ive been on this site for like 3 weeks AND i live on the other side of the world

    Anonym

    And...

    One Of my family died

    Face mcshooty

    ive been on this site for like 3 weeks AND i live on the other side of the world

    mh

    Face mcshooty

    ive been on this site for like 3 weeks AND i live on the other side of the world

    and i somehow fell in love with someone as great as u

    wait what? U fell in love?

    I'm so happy for uuuu :)

    I were now I'm nothing

    anyone who says otherwise is an asshole and can go fuck themselves

    U make feel better

    what lesson xD

    Kommentar gelöscht von Face mcshooty
    Face mcshooty

    idk how to spell 😵‍💫

    idk what you mean?

    i suffer from MDD (Major depression disorder )

    I have Depression too

    (diagnostiziert)

    aw that's cute

    if im great and i love u that makes something about u great too

    Face mcshooty

    i am not great at all

    yes u are

    Face mcshooty

    i love every single thing about u

    I do?

    anytime u feel like ur not great just know i think ur the best person in the whole world

    u rly think that? 😭

    we may not be together sarah but i will always love u for who u are 😁

    Kommentar gelöscht von Anonym
    Face mcshooty

    we may not be together sarah but i will always love u for who u are 😁

    Same

    And u dont just say that to make me feel better?

    Face mcshooty

    no i actually mean it

    Ok

    U know how sweet you are

    ur really the only one who really cares about me

    Aw u are rly adorable u know that

    sarah i know one day u will find happiness with a guy so just keep trying to find that special someone even if it feels like u wont find em

    I was happy just one time...

    Ur lucky ur cute

    I'm red bcs of u bte

    Face mcshooty

    im so bad at grammar 😂

    same xD

    couse ur complementing me all the time

    Face mcshooty

    because of how great u are ?

    Ur a such a dork u know that :D

    Anonym

    couse ur complementing me all the time

    u deserve to be complemented

    Anonym

    Ur a such a dork u know that :D

    But a cute one

    Face mcshooty

    u deserve to be complemented

    u too

    Anonym

    Ur a such a dork u know that :D

    i know xD

    great people like u deserve to be treated right

    and im glad to see ur showing ur face on here

    A guy from school

    3 weeks or sumin

    He cheated on me

    u deserve better than his sorry ass anyway

    Face mcshooty

    fuck that guy

    But not me, gross x_x

    Face mcshooty

    u deserve better than his sorry ass anyway

    Maybe...

    u do deserve better than him if u he was a cheater

    btw how was ur day

    ur doing good?

    Face mcshooty

    damn im dumb

    No ur not

    yh but u know I spelled hi wrong yesterday x_x

    Face mcshooty

    im smart in where it counts 😁

    :D

    We have Ferien

    idk how it's in English

    we have only 2 weeks

    Pfingsten or sumin

    thx for the follow btw

    Face mcshooty

    i dont know what that is 😅

    its ok

    Anonym

    thx for the follow btw

    HOW DID U KNOW ?

    Anonym

    its ok

    same

    Face mcshooty

    HOW DID U KNOW ?

    hehe

    I know what my sweetheart do :)

    what u don't know?

    U in a mood for a selfie? :)

    Ok u say if u like it

    Face mcshooty

    but uve seen my face before ?

    yh

    never forget that cute face

    Anonym

    Ok u say if u like it

    .

    Here you go :)

    one more for ya :)

    Yeahhhhhhhhhhh

    ur so beautiful it dont seem real sometimes sweet heart

    what does that mean

    Anonym

    what does that mean

    what are you doing

    Anonym

    aahhhhh

    thinking about my sweetheart

    Anonym

    uatcfm

    u are too cute for me

    Anonym

    thinking about my sweetheart

    wow really i was doing the same thing

    No I plugged in

    ofc id want to see more of ur beautiful face

    Here u go sweetie :)

    I love you tooooo

    Its game time: XD

    yh but I'm really bad at it

    And im a beginner:)

    Yh but I'm not playing often

    but I can add u

    I know ur name

    i mean it the same as my name on here but how ?

    stalking (just joking)

    Kommentar gelöscht von Face mcshooty

    should I tell u sweetheart?

    Hobbies: talking about random shit and PlayStation btw u should suck off my friends scooter dap me up dipshit imwithstupid yugi jkw HYPHEN bomb the bombing give that sloppy toppy to them fr P.S dap likes it when u bite the tip off don't ask how I know that (add me on PlayStation @Face_mcshooty420)

    its kinda cute when your so clueless

    idk rn I'm grounded too

    Sarahthebest or sumin

    Anonym

    idk rn I'm grounded too

    woww i could never

    Face mcshooty

    ill add u back when i get ungrounded 🫠

    k

    But I cant play rn my brother did some shit

    so why are u grounded if he did something bad ?

    Face mcshooty

    is he younger ?

    yh

    hes 2 min younger

    yh like 90 or sumin u know

    Anonym

    yh like 90 or sumin u know

    thats no way to talk to ur elders 🧓

    Face mcshooty

    do u want to date again ?

    Highlight 🤩🤩🤩🤩

    Face mcshooty

    whens ur birthday ?

    i wanna know so i can gift u something maybe

    Face mcshooty

    whens ur birthday ?

    5.7.

    Face mcshooty

    i wanna know so i can gift u something maybe

    not necessarily sweetheart

    wow ur birthday is right after starwars day 😆

    Face mcshooty

    thats cutee

    u are

    Face mcshooty

    what did ur brother blame on u ?

    that I harmed him badly

    And he harmed himself

    Yesterday I walked out of school

    I at home be like:

    there are no words to describe ur beauty sarah

    Face mcshooty

    there are no words to describe ur beauty sarah

    thx

    i wish i had good photos to show u but none of mine look as good as urs

    i got pictures of my cousins and random stuff 😭

    U look better than me

    Anonym

    U look better than me

    thats is not true at all

    this is the best photo of me in my camera roll

    Anonym

    U look better than me

    .

    Face mcshooty

    everything else is this lil guy

    awwww

    Face mcshooty

    lol yeah im babysitting rn

    Oh :)

    but they asleep

    Face mcshooty

    how many siblings ?

    1

    Anonym

    its 03:46 rn

    u should head to bed sleeping beauty 😘

    Noooo I want u

    Face mcshooty

    u should head to bed sleeping beauty 😘

    only with uuuu

    Oh I like it when u so flustered

    i cant handle talking to models like u 😄

    I'm not a model

    for u maybe <3

    Do I look good?

    but not all of them

    Anonym

    but not all of them

    but ur still pretty

    I be like on friday

    Face mcshooty

    gn my love

    I'm not going to sleep

    Anonym

    ._.

    i love ur necklace it makes u look more beautiful

    Anonym

    I'm not going to sleep

    if u do dream a little dream of me 😘

    if u were here...

    I would cuddle u forever

    Anonym

    if u were here...

    id kiss u as if it was my last

    I love uuuuuuuuuuu

    if we meet up in person where do we meet ?

    what do you prefer

    my ount lives in Texas so

    I'm half American u know

    i know but hopefully when we meet ill put more american in u 😘

    it was just something i would want to do with u someday

    can I read it please

    u remember when u rread me a good night story?

    It was so cute

    i started catching feelings for u after that 😅

    hold on sweetheart my cousin is asking me to put him to bed lol

    Good, you? I was just wondering why all of these face reveals are publicly available on the Internet and in fact showing eight different people.

    We should also consider moving to a real chat, chatting in jokes is not so welcome.

    Face mcshooty

    i dont care my face is on here

    Not yours, yours isn't. But all the other pictures can be found on Instagram, Pinterest etc.

    I just wanted to say that it would be quite unusual if all eight different social media accounts belonged to Sarah.

    honest question not to be rude or anything

    If there is a joke under the last commented section with 500 comments it is likely a "secret" chat.

    Moin Alpha btw

    Face mcshooty

    how much did u miss me 😗

    idk

    Face mcshooty

    what does moin mean ?

    it's like Hello bud

    Face mcshooty

    everything else is this lil guy

    how is he doing?

    Face mcshooty

    what are u doing rn ?

    Nothing

    Anonym

    how is he doing?

    hes asleep right now

    idk its annoying

    I really don't know

    I want a husky or a cat so bad

    I have a cat btw

    wanna Chat here later?

    Face mcshooty

    i own a german shepard tho

    Awwwww

    Anonym

    wanna Chat here later?

    ill talk with u anywhere sweetheart 😘

    Kommentar gelöscht von Face mcshooty

    let's make a new main chat

    Kommentar gelöscht von Anonym

    he said he was sorry for making u cut yourself

    I love u so much my patient baby

    Kommentar gelöscht von Anonym

    Sophia but I hate ittrrr

    Kommentar gelöscht von Anonym

    hows ur cousin

    Face mcshooty

    do u want to date again ?

    highlight ^-^

    Face mcshooty

    what u doinn

    Hoping u ask me som

    Anonym

    Hoping u ask me som

    what do u want me to ask ?

    Anonym

    highlight ^-^

    ^^

    if u could be anywhere in the world rn where would u be ?

    And u dont judge me?

    Cuddling with uuuu in Texas

    if I were in Germany with u what would u want to do together ?

    Anonym

    Cuddling with uuuu in Texas

    in Germany

    Netflix and chill?

    U know how to keep all this priv

    αηΩηγм

    Is it?

    Without that

    we do it on wje it's dead there

    but I gotta leave it 5 so I can drop off my cousin

    Anonym

    Without that

    WJE is no less public.

    And for the second time: Chats under jokes are not welcome for various reasons, please use the community.

    Face mcshooty

    but I gotta leave it 5 so I can drop off my cousin

    k

    αηΩηγм

    WJE is no less public.

    And for the second time: Chats under jokes are not welcome for various reasons, please use the community.

    kk

    Kommentar gelöscht von Face mcshooty

    go to the normal chqt tho

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