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Registriert am 16.9.2023 · 71 Follower · Zuletzt aktiv vor 2 Jahren

Cock

Toast ツ · auf WJE · vor 2 Jahren

Lex Luthor injecting his arm with a green liquid using a black and grey device. The text reads: "Why doesn't Lex Luthor inject his cock with liquid Kryptonite and rape Superman in front of everyone?"

Character

Toast ツ · auf WJE · vor 2 Jahren

From the animated sitcom "Family Guy," the characters Stewie Griffin, Brian Griffin, and Peter Griffin are dressed in tuxedos and singing in front of an orchestra with "FS JR" written on their stands.

Man

Toast ツ · auf WJE · vor 2 Jahren

A pair of white boxer shorts with red hearts printed on them, accompanied by the text "Men literally never get their trousers pulled down to reveal girly boxer shorts with red hearts on them anymore."

Antisemitism

Toast ツ · auf WJE · vor 2 Jahren

A political cartoon depicts a man's head from the chest up, with puppet strings attached to his head. Above him, two hands hold the strings. The hands belong to two trollface characters. The character on the left has an Irish flag pattern on its face, wears a green leprechaun hat, and smokes a pipe. The character on the right has a Polish flag pattern on its face and wears a red and white hat with a peacock feather. A thought bubble above the man's head contains the text: "The Jews run America. The Jews run the World Order."

Clothing

Toast ツ · auf WJE · vor 2 Jahren

The image shows a text box stating "Girls: Ugh, I've got nothing to wear." Then, the word "Boys" is written below. Underneath, there are two side-by-side images of the same male character from the video game Fallout. The image on the left is labeled "2077" and shows a well-kept character. The right image is labeled "2287" and shows the character in a decayed state, however, the character is wearing the same outfit.

Speech

Toast ツ · auf WJE · vor 2 Jahren

$A man with dreadlocks and a gas mask is speaking. The text box below his head says: "[Speech 100] \"Bear, bull, bear, bull, bear, bu-\" shut the fuck up, man."$

Stranger

Toast ツ · auf WJE · vor 2 Jahren

A cartoon of a man wearing a hat and trench coat, smoking a cigarette, is on a card titled "Mysterious Stranger". Below the image, the card says "The Mysterious Stranger will appear occasionally in V.A.T.S. to throw pocket sand."

Jet

Toast ツ · auf WJE · vor 2 Jahren

A person with a beard and glasses wearing a hat and jacket standing in a desert landscape. The text on the image reads "Jesse we have to cook. New Vegas needs its Jet."

Surrender

Toast ツ · auf WJE · vor 2 Jahren

The image shows a split-screen of two scenes. The top scene is from a video game, showing a young character with a slightly fearful expression in dialogue. The text box reads: "[Charisma 7] <Mock Surrender> Woah, no way I'm fighting with the mighty Red-Brick. [Offer Chems] You know what will help you box better? Psycho, would you like some? I'm just passing through." The text 'Mini Boomer' is visible at the top right. The bottom scene shows a character in a gas mask and helmet, holding a weapon.

Healing

Toast ツ · auf WJE · vor 2 Jahren

The meme shows a cartoon with two characters. In the first panel, one character calls out to the other. In the next panel, a different character has their arms raised and says: "been completely developed, I can heal you from your illness now". The third panel shows the second character starting to use magic with the text "Ok, here I go". The following panel has two close-ups of glowing eyes and the final panel shows one character with a new hairstyle and the other character embracing them.

Watch

Toast ツ · auf WJE · vor 2 Jahren

The image shows a comparison of a Rolex watch and a Godzilla watch. The Rolex watch is a gold wristwatch with a metal band on the left. On the right is a Godzilla-themed plastic watch. Below the watches there are three check marks and three crosses along with three statements: "Tells time," "Affordable," and "Godzilla." The Rolex gets a check mark for telling time, while the Godzilla watch gets a check mark for all three.

Software

Toast ツ · auf WJE · vor 2 Jahren

Heat

Toast ツ · auf WJE · vor 2 Jahren

A black T-shirt with a skeleton wearing red sunglasses holding a piece of garlic bread. Above the image, it says "go thrifting that's where the heat is" and "the heat:"

Bank

Toast ツ · auf WJE · vor 2 Jahren

Got fired from the bank yesterday.

They caught me drinking on the job.

Pimple

Toast ツ · auf WJE · vor 2 Jahren

What's the difference between a priest and a pimple? A pimple will wait until you're 12 years old to come on your face.

Parent

Toast ツ · auf WJE · vor 2 Jahren

Why don't parents get school shooting jokes? They're aimed at a younger audience.

Job

Toast ツ · auf WJE · vor 2 Jahren

A cartoon man with a frustrated expression drives a car. He is wearing a dark t-shirt. The text overlay describes a situation where he compares his physical labor job to a high-earning online sex worker, expressing anger and arousal at the thought.

Bullying

Toast ツ · auf WJE · vor 2 Jahren

The image features black text on a white background at the top that reads: 'Me when an Indian starts bullying me'. Below the text is a blurry, low-resolution image from a film or video, showing a figure with a red face (possibly Red Skull from Marvel comics) recoiling from another figure's hand, suggesting a punch or strike. The bottom right corner has a TikTok watermark reading '@thecheese03'.

Slur

Toast ツ · auf WJE · vor 2 Jahren

The image shows two anime characters from Dragon Ball, Goku Black and Vegeta, facing each other in an aggressive pose. Goku Black is in Super Saiyan Rose form, and Vegeta is in Super Saiyan Blue form. The text above them reads: "queer" "zesty" "fruity" awwww look who can't say FAGGOT.

Politics

Toast ツ · auf WJE · vor 2 Jahren

i miss when polotics was just insulting your opponent