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Registriert am 16.9.2023 · 71 Follower · Zuletzt aktiv vor 2 Jahren

Ham

Toast ツ · auf WJE · vor 2 Jahren

The ham is in fact processed

A slab of processed ham with text describing the ham as an "unholy meat obelisk" and its processing as an "abhorrence" while also saying that it is a “declaration of mankind's contempt for the natural order”.

Short jokes

Toast ツ · auf WJE · vor 2 Jahren

Astronomers got tired of watching the moon rotate around the earth for 24hrs, so they just called it a "day".

Short jokes

Toast ツ · auf WJE · vor 2 Jahren

Why does everyone respect midgets and dwarves?

They never look down on anyone.

Short jokes

Toast ツ · auf WJE · vor 2 Jahren

What did the cop say after he shot the ginger? "I guess orange is the new black"

Creator

Toast ツ · auf WJE · vor 2 Jahren

A screenshot of a Twitter post from YouTube Creators asking which Black creators people have turned to for joy, love, and belonging. There's a comment by @EDP445 and then YouTube Creators replying to the comment with clapping hands emoji.

Alastor

Toast ツ · auf WJE · vor 2 Jahren

A screenshot of a comment section. The first comment by user Demxn Dark asks, "Who in their right mind says that Alastor solos?" The second comment, by user Superior, replies, "Disabled people."

Body

Toast ツ · auf WJE · vor 2 Jahren

A cartoon fish character looks shocked while standing next to a dumpster. The text reads: Oh. That's a body without organs. THERE IS A HUMAN CARCASS STRIPPED OF ITS BODILY ORGANS IN A DUMPSTER BEHIND BEST PIZZA, MANHATTAN NYC NY AT 40.713050, -74.007230.

Shadow

Toast ツ · auf WJE · vor 2 Jahren

Have you guys heard about the crazy shadow glitch in the game Sonic X? Just google "Sonic X Shadow."

Prison

Toast ツ · auf WJE · vor 2 Jahren

The image contains two posts from the anonymous image board 4chan. The first post is by someone who was released from prison after serving four years for a bank robbery, though they pled down to aggravated assault. They now wonder what to do for work besides drive a truck. The second post replies with a plan to start a youtube channel to critique bank robberies in video games, and eventually talk about prison life to get 350k subscribers and make more money than most people.

Website

Toast ツ · auf WJE · vor 2 Jahren

A picture of the character Ralph from the movie "Wreck-It Ralph". The text on the picture says "GO TO FORTNITEBURGER.NET. JUST TRUST ME DO IT."

Mate

Toast ツ · auf WJE · vor 2 Jahren

The image shows a video game inventory screen with different food items. The text at the top reads "When your mate Oatcakes is up to his wacky antics again." Below, there is a section titled "CLASSIC OATCAKES". There are three food items: "MEDLEY BAKING CO. ASSORTED BISCUITS" with the number 4, "SCHMITZ SWEET C" with the number 2, and then "classic oatcakes" with the number 7.

Night

Toast ツ · auf WJE · vor 2 Jahren

I love rdr2

A person is standing in the snow. The snow around them has been deformed to resemble male genitalia. The text on the image says: "To the tech artist who worked multiple late nights on the snow deformation technology, know that you've brought much joy to the world."

Nude

Toast ツ · auf WJE · vor 2 Jahren

Women used to fear their nudes getting leaked.

Now it’s $3.99.

Optical Illusion

Toast ツ · auf WJE · vor 2 Jahren

An optical illusion with a grid of green and light green squares with pink dots at the corners that appear to move due to the design.

Plant

Toast ツ · auf WJE · vor 2 Jahren

The image shows a scene from the video game "Plants vs. Zombies", where various plants are arranged on a lawn to defend against incoming zombies. The plants include peashooters, sunflowers, chompers, wall-nuts, and a spiky mushroom. There are also lawnmowers on the left side of the screen. The top of the screen shows the zombie health bar. The menu is visible in the upper right corner.

Life

Toast ツ · auf WJE · vor 2 Jahren

Guys only want two things in life

A split image. On the left, an anime-style couple is hugging with the text: "Shh... There, there it's alright. There's no need to worry. You don't need to hold your tears back anymore. I love you." On the right, a cat is shown with the text: 你完成了我的命運世界在我裡面展開你完成了我的命運光環走你重按我的命運倒帶我們可以你補充我的位置你補充我的位置來救我

Identity

Toast ツ · auf WJE · Insider · vor 2 Jahren

The image displays a chat message. Someone asks "Are you Wade?" and the answer is "No". The user is named Alastor, it is 11:25am.

Smiley

Toast ツ · auf WJE · vor 2 Jahren

I made a coaster

A yellow coaster with a hand-drawn smiley face in black ink. The smiley has a slightly sad or tired expression.

Suicidal people

Toast ツ · auf WJE · vor 2 Jahren

An image with two mirrored scenes. On the left, a figure stands in front of a blue, icy scene and asks for help. On the right, a similar figure stands in front of a red, fiery scene and also asks for help. Above the figures the text reads "I ___ suicidal people".

Age

Toast ツ · auf WJE · Insider · vor 2 Jahren

Amy being petty