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Reporter: "Mr. President, how did you solve the Corona crisis, so quickly?"
Trump: "Classic, with hand grenades, as always."
No matter how kind you are, German children will always be kinder.
"Never gonna give you up"
***Die gefährlichsten Sternzeichen nach Reihenfolge:***
1. **Krebs**
2. **Stier**
3. **Schütze**
4. **Widder**
5. **Steinbock**
6. **Jungfrau**
7. **Waage**
8. **Fische**
9. **Skorpion**
10. **Löwe**
11. **Wassermann**
12. **Zwillinge**
**Nur zur Unterhaltung :)**
Jarne
Neptuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuun!
Uhhhujb taucht in den ersten beiden Jahren auf dem
Roses are red, Violets are blue, There always are Asians better than you.
Why do candles always go on the top of the cake?
Because it's hard to light them from the bottom!
Warum werden Kerzen immer oben auf den Kuchen gesteckt?
Weil es schwierig ist, sie von unten anzuzünden!
Was hat Flügel, sitzt im Dunkeln und saugt Blut?
Die neue Always Ultra.
110% sind leider auch nur 1,1/10
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I always feel like Someone is watching me
everybody's hating me but i am feeling great what the feeling better makes is laughing at the hate cause when i sit alone in my room i can see everything is so weird outside and i dont wanna be a part of it i tried to flirt with google but it doesn't understand nobody understands what i mean so im alone yeah it makes me happy somehow i dont believe the world was nice before everything is so weird outside and i dont w… Weiterlesen
i always feel like somebody's watching me