Always-Witze
Was hat Flügel, sitzt im Dunkeln und saugt Blut?
Die neue Always Ultra.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, There always are Asians better than you.
Reporter: "Mr. President, how did you solve the Corona crisis, so quickly?"
Trump: "Classic, with hand grenades, as always."
Why do candles always go on the top of the cake?
Because it's hard to light them from the bottom!
Warum werden Kerzen immer oben auf den Kuchen gesteckt?
Weil es schwierig ist, sie von unten anzuzünden!
No matter how kind you are, German children will always be kinder.
