America-Witze

Why does Donald Trump only sell cheese in blocks? Because he wants to make America great again.

"America First - Trump worse!"

Wenn deine Mutter ihre Tage hat, wird ganz Amerika überflutet.

Mr. Präsident, welches Land wird unter Ihrer Politik am schnellsten untergehen?

"America first?"

Yes, you can.

Bill Gates passes the prototype of a "mind-reading-toilet" to Donald Trump so he can rule America without circumstances. Trump examines the latest thing and pisses. The "mind-read-loo" automatically twitters: "I piss on China!". Trump is excited and farts: The "mind-read-loo" sends automatically e-mails to build a great wall and sends Mexico instantly the bills. He shits and a computer-generated voice says: "Mr. President, you entered the password "THE_GREATEST_BULLSHIT_EVER!" to N.O.R.A.D. The nuclear intercontinental ballistic missiles start in 3...2...1...launch.... Thank you for using the "mind-read-loo" and have a nice day.

Deine Mutter lässt in der Küche einen Teller fallen und schreit: "Hilfe, Captain America ist da!"