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Wie entsteht eine Wüstenmap in Fortnite?
Deine Mudda hat gefurzt!
Deine Mutter ist so fett, egal wo sie steht, sie steht immer in der Zone.
Deine Mutter ist so dumm, sie vergisst den Fallschirm im Battlebus.
Warum hat Midas die Zone verändert? Er hatte Angst vor deiner Mutter.
Für deine Mutter wurde die Option "Auffüllen" gebannt, denn sie zählt schon als 4er-Squad! 🤣
Warum kann keiner landen?
Weil deine Mutter als erste aus dem Bus gesprungen und gelandet ist.
Deine Mutter ist so fett, sie hängt auf beiden Seiten aus der Zone! 😂😂😂😂😂
Warum schafft Ben kein episches?
Weil deine Mutter auf ihn landet!
Experten wissen nicht, ob deine Mutter auf der Fortnite Map lebt oder die Fortnite Map auf deiner Mutter.
Was ist der Unterschied zwischen Lidl und Fortnite?
Bei Fortnite kann man etwas Sinnvolles kaufen.
Die Runen waren nicht der Würfel, sondern deine Mutter!
Warum ist die Fortnite Map entstanden? Deine Mutter hat gefurzt!
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Warum war in Season 4 ein Krater?
Weil deine Mutter aus dem Battlebus gesprungen ist!
Wenn deine Mutter in Fortnite in Season 9 landet, könnte sie durch die Map bis Season 1 fallen.
Warum hält deine Mudda in Fortnite alles aus? Weil ihr Speck unendlich Schild gibt!
Deine Mutter ist so fett, wenn sie im Bus ist und einen Furz lässt, hat sie den epischen Sieg, weil alle ersticken!
Wenn deine Mudda riftet, kracht noch ein Meteor auf die Map!
Deine Mudda ist so dumm, sie versucht in Tilted zu campen!
Verkehr: Rechts vor Links.
Fortnite: Minnis vor Biggis.