Big-Witze
Was macht ein Marketingfachmann im McDonald's? Er bringt eine Waage mit, bestellt einen Big Mac und berechnet den Preis der Zutaten pro Kilogramm.
Witze über Alphaville sind bloß "Big in Japan".
Ein russischer Kriegsgefangener in der Ukraine telefoniert nach Hause:
Mutter: "Wo bist du?"
Gefangener: "Ukraine!"
Mutter: "Kannst du uns einen Big Mac mitbringen?"
Treffen sich ein englischer, ein französischer und ein polnischer Pilot. Man unterhält sich über die Navigation bei Null-Sicht.
Engländer: "Kein Problem, wenn ich nicht mehr weiß, wo ich bin, halte ich den Arm aus dem Fenster. Wenn ich den Big Ben fühle, bin ich in London."
Franzose: "Kein Problem. Arm aus dem Fenster, kurz gefühlt, aha, der Eiffelturm, ich bin in Paris."
Pole: "Kein Problem. Arm aus dem Fenster, Arm wieder rein, Uhr weg, okay: Ich bin in Warschau."
Deine Mutter will bei Burger King einen Big Mac bestellen.
Giuliano ist so dumm, er mag keinen Big Mac.
Deine Mutter arbeitet bei McDonald's als Big Mac.
Nicht böse gemeint.
Chuck Norris bestellt bei Burger King einen Big Mac und kriegt ihn auch.
Die Schweißperlen deiner Mutter bestehen aus Big Mac-Soße.
Deine Mudda ist so fett, eine ihrer Titten ist so groß wie Big Mama.
My friend has a so big cock, it's nice.
BREAKING NEWS: Die NASA will Big Shaq zur Sonne schicken, um zu schauen, ob "Mans not hot".
Wenn Liam und Afnan zu Burger King gehen, wird es zu Big Mac.
Rosen sind rot, was ist das für ein Kack, big mit Van den Weg?
15. Russia Tatjana Mezhentseva and Denberel Oorzhak.
Tatjana and Denberel had a very good audition with cool Leds on the stage. The song was a bit strange, but have a great message and fits the stage well. But I felt, something was missing on the stage, of course there were any dancers and bigger special effects. Tatjana has a beautiful voice, but Denberels voice isnt perfect and maybe a bit powerless. Sorry Russia!
14. Albania Isea Cili Mikja ime Femijeri.
The stage was really colourful and the many leds give it a unique and also magic sense of style. Her song was very emotional and catches everyone with the pretty emotional refrain. But I fell, something was missing in the song. It was really beautiful, but not powerful enough to make it to a big contender. Iseas Voice was very good, but I know that song show not all what she can.
13. Malta Eliana Gomez Blanco We are more.
Her Vocals and Voice were not really great. Her song was also a bit strange and not very interesting. The stage had great leds that perfectly fits her emotional song, but something special was missing on it. I know she wasnt bad, but not good enough.
12. Serbia Darija Vracevic Podigni Glas.
The song is really powerful and have the perfect emotion in it. The stage was pretty with the many leds and special effects that suits the song very much. Her vocals were fantastic and she have a great strong voice. But her outfit can be a bit better.
You can watch all the songs on YouTube. Please a Dislike when you like it.
Hello Guys, I’ve just seen that the famous Eurovision Song Contest singer Joana Almeida was on this website and I liked her idea to talk to some random people here about her fabulous talent.
I’m just amazed by her. I mean Selena Gomez, it’s a big name in the world and I know this. But I also know that it was a long way to be that Selena Gomez. That’s because we should all admire future stars like Joana.
Neben deiner Muddi sieht sogar Big Mama aus wie ein Model!
Fenno geht jeden Tag ins Gym, aber trotzdem ist er fett.
Walter, Walter ist dick, sehr dick und frisst jeden Tag Big Macs und Fenno macht ihn nach.
Wenn man den Magen deiner Mudda öffnen würde, würden drei Babys, 10 Hasen, 2 Hunde, ne Tonne Big Macs, 1000 Tonnen Essen und du rauskommen 😂
One, two, three. Turn it up. Big wheels keep on turnin'. Carry me home to see my kin. Singin' songs about the south-land. I miss Alabama once again and I think it's a sin, yes.
Well, I heard Mister Young sing about her. Well, I heard ol' Neil put her down. Well, I hope Neil Young will remember, A southern man don't need him around anyhow. Sweet home Alabama Where the skies are so blue. Sweet home Alabama Lord, I'm comin' home to you.
In Birmingham, they love the governor (boo-hoo-hoo). Now we all did what we could do. Now Watergate does not bother me. Does your conscience bother you? Tell the truth. Sweet home Alabama Where the skies are so blue. Sweet home Alabama (oh yeah) Lord, I'm comin' home to you. Here I come, Alabama. Oh, oh, oh Alabama, oh, oh, oh Alabama, oh, oh, oh Alabama, oh, oh, oh Alabama
Now Muscle Shoals has got the Swampers And they've been known to pick a song or two (yes they do). Lord, they get me off so much. They pick me up when I'm feelin' blue. Now how about you? Sweet home Alabama Where the skies are so blue. Sweet home Alabama Lord, I'm comin' home to you. Sweet home Alabama (oh, sweet home) Where the skies are so blue And the governor's true Sweet home Alabama (Lordy) Lord, I'm comin' home to you, yeah, yeah Montgomery's got the answer.
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