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So wahr😂

when the group chat was lit AF last night, but
you went to bed at 9:30
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Es ist die Wahrheit

Being called cute all the time
But you're still single...

Omg voll schlau

WHY DO NOSES
RUN
03
CELE
BUT FEET SMELL?
memegenerator.net

Der Held den wir alle hier brauchten...

Never has a man influenced physics so profoundly as Niels Bohr in the early 1900's.
Going back to this time period, little was known about atomic structure; Bohr set out
to end the obscurity of physics. However things didn't come easy for Bohr. He had to
give up most of his life for physics and research of many hypothesis. But, this is why
you and I have even heard of the quantum theory and atomic structures. Bohr came
up with his quantum theory while studying at Cambridge. Bohr was a skeptic and he
never truly believed in Max Planck's old quantum theory. He put forth the idea that,
going from one high-energy orbit o a lower one, an electron could, in fact, be trying
to emit a quantum of discrete energy. Bohr was criticized for this idea, but he didn't
let up. Soon after, Bohr said his famed quote,"If quantum mechanics hasn't shocked
you, you haven't understood it yet." This quote is extremely famous and has gone
down as the motto for quantum physicist around the world. Understandably, Bohr
never won a Nobel prize outside of physics (of which he only won one). Bohr's still
going strong with his theories on atomic structure; he allowed for 100's of scientists
to fully experiment with the cell and its many components. Bohr was largely on the
run from the Nazi's when he came up with this discovery, which is amazing because
around this time, Bohr's home country of Denmark was invaded by the Nazi's. Bohr
and Ernest Rutherford are given credit, but it is believed that Rutherford decided to
desert Bohr in the middle of their work. Rutherford once, quite famously said that
you should never bet against the wonders of science. Niels Bohr's famous career
never really kicked off until he was forty years old. Most other major scientists were
going all over the world with their ideas by their early twenties. However, in order
to preserve the legacy of Niels Bohr, he has his own institution, whose goal is to
make many more great strides in the field of physics for years. How did Bohr affect
you and me? Without Niels Bohrs' more advanced atomic theory, we might as well
cry over how little we know of the atoms and their compounds. Physics would have
never been such a force in the todays society. However, to this day, research is still
going on to improve and update the atomic theory. Although scientists clearly want
to improve on Bohr's theory, many famous physicists come out publicly and openly
say that Bohr's ideas will never be improved upon, todays society cannot say
goodbye to an opportunity to improve our understanding of the sciences. If Bohr
never had silenced his critics, we would still be following Planck's theories, and
going on incomplete information. Bohr's later life was all occupied when he decided
to go back to Denmark and head the Royal Danish Academy. His main goal was to
tell the world of the of the greatness of the Danish Sciences and most likely educate
a new crop of scientists for years to come. There is controversy surrounding Bohr's
lie during his stint in the Manhattan project. Though he claimed to be anti-violence
and a peace-seeker, Bohr engineered on the Manhattan Project. Though he didn't
hurt anyone directly, thousands of people died. Neils Bohr opened many doors for
you and I in the physics world, he will go down as one of the greatest physicists.

pff

When you started 2 world wars but
now youre actually one of the leading
countrys in saving the environment
Well maybe I don't want to be the bad guy anymore.
M

Wenn ein Freund zu Besuch kommt und der Gartentorschlüssel weg ist... 😂😇

Did you realise that the brain named itself, and maybe it wanted to call itself brian but that is a spelling mistake, that never got corrected? WE ALL HAVE A LITTLE BRIAN IN US!!!!!!

sry but the witztes here are sehry not funny

Häschen geht zum US-amerikanischen Präsidenten Joe Biden: "Haddu Ginder lieb?"

Joe Biden: "I don't like Matthias Ginter! But I like Kinder!"

I`m already dead inside but I try to live.

....... is like sex. The first time you try you are nervous but its still the best thing youve ever tried. The more you do it the better it gets every time. As you do it with more people you get to know new teachniques. After a time youll learn to enjoy it.

So if you love sex you will like: ........

Writing jokes is like sex. The first time you try you are nervous but its still the best thing youve ever tried. The more you do it the better it gets every time. As you do it with more people you get to know new teachniques. After a time youll learn to enjoy it.

So if you love sex you will like writing jokes

Dancing is like sex. The first time you try you are nervous but its still the best thing youve ever tried. The more you do it the better it gets every time. As you do it with more people you get to know new teachniques. After a time youll learn to enjoy it.

So if you love sex you will like Dancing

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"Homeschooling" is like sex. The first time you try you are nervous but its still the best thing you`ve ever tried. The more you do it the better it gets every time. As you do it with more people you get to know new teachniques. After a time you`ll learn to enjoy it.

So if you love sex you will like "Homeschooling"

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Lars but not liest.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I thought Voldemort is ugly, but then I saw you.

I saw something between- ich habe Beethoven gesehen He stood in the garden- Er war in Stuttgart unterwegs. I can not enter the chat room.-Ich komme nicht in den Scheißraum I saw the worst case in my life- Ich sah den Fleischkäse in meinem Leben Sometimes I use my LAPTOP- manchmal benutze ich mein Sitzklo But I can not go online- ich kann nicht auf der Linie gehen You are also cool- du bist also kühl who are you?- wo bist du? Where are you?-Wo bist du Are you sometimes on YouTube? Bist du manchmal in deiner Tube? Are you inside or outside?- bist du ein Insider oder ein Autsider? men or woman?- welches Gechlecht bist du? I am both- Ich bin Transgender

Idk something but yeah.. I’m hungry

Was ist der Beweis dafür, dass Märchen frei erfunden sind?

Weil der Prinz immer ein intelligenter, gutaussehender Single ist. (Sad but true)

Durch waxing dunklere Haare bekommen,stimmt das wirklich? Also ich will meine Haare waxen,but meine Mutter erlaubt das nicht,weil sie sagt/denkt,dass die Haare durch waxing stärker bzw. dunkler nachwachsen,stimmt das denn wirklich?