Wenn mich jemand nach der Corona-Krise zu einem Maskenball einlädt, dann hau ich ihm eins auf die Schnauze!
In German we sayn “Schraube” but U sayn Bolt...
Geht nur auf Englisch😅
I've already asked so many people what LGBTQ stands for, but no one could give me a straight answer.
Musik: ,,Like your Body is in the Room but you not realy there?" Mein Gehirn 2 Sekunden später: ,,Like your Room is in you Body but your not realy there?"
I have a joke on timetravel, but you guys didn‘t like it, so I wanted to post a joke on dark matter, but you won‘t be able to see it. Unfortunately, my joke on black hole really sucks. I‘d also have a joke on quantum physics, but you wouldn‘t get it. So finally, I could offer a joke on Edison, but it is copied.
My prof told me a UDP joke, but you might not get it.
Everyone told Sam not to sing. But Samsung anyway
Rollstuhlfahrer: Ich trinke auch Alkohol. Hans: But dont drink and drive😂😂
Savage Love in der COVID-19 Edition Teil 3 _____________________________________________
Covid Love
Infekt Buddy Infekt Buddy
Ist sehr Hot
COVID-19,null +neuenzehn
But is Covid Love
Wenn du Kiss me
Ich zieh die Maske auf _____________________________________________ Danke das ihr meine Witze immer so Liket
Bitte Liken für Teil 4 Dankööö schöööö
Two Italian men get on a bus...
They sit down and engage in an animated conversation. They speak with an Italian accent.
The lady sitting behind them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the following:
"Emma come first.
Den I come.
Den two asses come together.
I come once-a-more.
Two asses, they come together again.
I come again and pee twice.
Then I come one lasta time."
"You foul-mouthed swine," retorted the lady indignantly.
"In this country we don't talk about our sex lives in public!"
"Hey, coola down lady," said the man.
"Who talkin' abouta sexa?
I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spella 'Mississippi'."
Bewerbungsgespräch in einer US-Firma. Der Personalchef fragt: "Can you perform under pressure?" - Der Bewerber antwortet: "No, but I can do Bohemian Rhapsody for you!"
Was ist der Beweis dafür, dass Märchen frei erfunden sind?
Weil der Prinz immer ein intelligenter, gutaussehender Single ist. (Sad but true)
Roses are red that much is true but violets are purple not fucking blue
Savage Love COVID 19 Edition Teil 2(Halt und Teil 1+2) _____________________________________________ Covid Love
Infekt Buddy, Infekt Buddy
Ist sehr hot
Covid-19 null +neue zehn
But it is COVID Love _____________________________________________ Sorry kein einfach nicht dichten :)
"Men never remember,but women never forget."
I want to believe that Descartes is the greatest philosopher, but I manuel kan‘t.
"Everything has beauty,but not everyone sees it."
Lieder in der COVID-19 Edition Teil 7 Heute ist „My ex best friend“ dran .
______________________________________ Du nicht My Favorite denn du Corona its nicht okaydet
Ich lese jetzt viele text ,then es ist langweilig.
But never say Corona ist vorbei....
Aber wir können es schaffen das Virus zu besiegen ______________________________________ Never say Never !#bleibtgesund
Dalai Lama walks into a store and buys something. He waits for the change but the change never comes.
Dancing is like sex. The first time you try you are nervous but its still the best thing youve ever tried. The more you do it the better it gets every time. As you do it with more people you get to know new teachniques. After a time youll learn to enjoy it.
So if you love sex you will like Dancing
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