In German we sayn “Schraube” but U sayn Bolt...
Geht nur auf Englisch😅
I've already asked so many people what LGBTQ stands for, but no one could give me a straight answer.
My prof told me a UDP joke, but you might not get it.
Everyone told Sam not to sing. But Samsung anyway
Rollstuhlfahrer: Ich trinke auch Alkohol. Hans: But dont drink and drive😂😂
Bewerbungsgespräch in einer US-Firma. Der Personalchef fragt: "Can you perform under pressure?" - Der Bewerber antwortet: "No, but I can do Bohemian Rhapsody for you!"
Was ist der Beweis dafür, dass Märchen frei erfunden sind?
Weil der Prinz immer ein intelligenter, gutaussehender Single ist. (Sad but true)
Roses are red that much is true but violets are purple not fucking blue
"Men never remember,but women never forget."
"Everything has beauty,but not everyone sees it."
I want to believe that Descartes is the greatest philosopher, but I manuel kan‘t.
Jetzt kommt zur diesjährigen Corona-Grippe auch noch feuchtes Grippewetter dazu, wir sind alle verloren - das ist die tödlichste aller Klimakatastrophen. And the hole of the sun-corona sends the cosmic wisdom by it's rays through our ozone hole just into the empty heads of the rulers on earth so that their coronary arteries get cramps. Let's stay in bed for the rest of our days, the mankind is lost. Holy Gods, I've the cold and sniff already but no handkerchief at home. Must go outside and participate in that masked ball, also infect with this kind of madness. That's the evidence - it's too late to save the herd of human monkeys. No doubt, the end will come quickly
Savage Love in der COVID-19 Edition Teil 3 _____________________________________________
Covid Love
Infekt Buddy Infekt Buddy
Ist sehr Hot
COVID-19,null +neuenzehn
But is Covid Love
Wenn du Kiss me
Ich zieh die Maske auf _____________________________________________ Danke das ihr meine Witze immer so Liket
Bitte Liken für Teil 4 Dankööö schöööö
