I have a joke on timetravel, but you guys didn‘t like it, so I wanted to post a joke on dark matter, but you won‘t be able to see it. Unfortunately, my joke on black hole really sucks. I‘d also have a joke on quantum physics, but you wouldn‘t get it. So finally, I could offer a joke on Edison, but it is copied.
I Want to make some Jokes about unemployed People, but non of them Works.
Zwei Italiener steigen in einen Bus.
Sie setzen sich und beginnen eine lebhafte Unterhaltung. Sie sprechen mit italienischem Akzent.
Die Dame, die hinter ihnen sitzt, ignoriert sie zuerst, aber ihre Aufmerksamkeit wird geweckt, als sie einen der Männer folgendes sagen hört:
"Emma kommt zuerst.
Dann komme ich.
Dann kommen zwei Ärsche zusammen.
Ich komme noch einmal.
Zwei Ärsche, sie kommen wieder zusammen.
Ich komme wieder und pinkel zweimal.
Dann komme ich ein letztes Mal."
"Du unverschämtes Schwein", erwiderte die Dame entrüstet.
"In diesem Land reden wir nicht öffentlich über unser Sexleben!"
"Hey, coola down lady", sagte der Mann.
"Wer redet über Sexa?
Ich sage meinem Freunda nur, wie man 'Mississippi' buchstabiert."
Musik: "Like your Body is in the Room but you not really there?"
Mein Gehirn 2 Sekunden später: "Like your Room is in you Body but your not really there?"
I want to believe that Descartes is the greatest philosopher, but I manuel kan‘t.
In German we say "Schraube", but U say "Bolt"...
Was singen Pensionierte an Weihnachten?
Last Christmas, I gave you my dog, but the very next day I shit on your head.
Everyone told Sam not to sing. But Samsung anyway.
Roses are red, that much is true, but violets are purple, not fucking blue.
Dobby: „Harry Potter can’t go back to Hogwarts!“
Harry: „But why?“
Dobby: „Because all classes will be held online!“
I've already asked so many people what LGBTQ stands for, but no one could give me a straight answer.
Roses are red, violets are blue, but I wanna know what your mouth can do.
Did you realize that the brain named itself, and maybe it wanted to call itself Brian, but that is a spelling mistake that never got corrected?
WE ALL HAVE A LITTLE BRIAN IN US!!!!!!
sry but the Witze here are sehry not funny.
Häschen geht zum US-amerikanischen Präsidenten Joe Biden: "Haddu Ginder lieb?"
Joe Biden: "I don't like Matthias Ginter! But I like Kinder!"
I'm already dead inside but I try to live.
....... is like sex. The first time you try you are nervous but it's still the best thing you've ever tried. The more you do it the better it gets every time. As you do it with more people you get to know new techniques. After a time you'll learn to enjoy it.
So if you love sex you will like: ........
Writing jokes is like sex. The first time you try you are nervous, but it's still the best thing you've ever tried. The more you do it, the better it gets every time. As you do it with more people, you get to know new techniques. After a time, you'll learn to enjoy it.
So if you love sex, you will like writing jokes.
Dancing is like sex. The first time you try, you are nervous, but it"s still the best thing you"ve ever tried. The more you do it, the better it gets every time. As you do it with more people, you get to know new techniques. After a time, you"ll learn to enjoy it.
So if you love sex, you will like dancing.
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"Homeschooling" is like sex. The first time you try you are nervous, but it's still the best thing you've ever tried.
The more you do it, the better it gets every time. As you do it with more people, you get to know new techniques. After a time, you'll learn to enjoy it.
So if you love sex, you will like "Homeschooling".
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