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"Everything has beauty, but not everyone sees it."

Angus Bethunes Moment-Zusammenfassung auf Englisch (für die Klassenarbeit)

Angus can't dance but he can play good football and get good grades too. He has brown hair, he wears a suit and he is a little bit fat, because of that he is often bullied. Angus is a little bit nervous, because he was elected Winter Ball King, that means he will be out on the dance floor with Melissa Leferve, the girl of his dreams. He fell in love with Melissa since Kindergarten but he has never even talked to her.

Melissa has blonde hair, she wears earrings and a yellow dress. She looks handsome. Melissa is a helpful girl, because she shows Angus how to dance.

Rick Sanford, the boyfriend from Melissa, he is drunk. He makes fun of Angus and is disrespectful to his girlfriend Melissa.

Danke für die, die das bis hier hin gelesen haben :)

Morgen schreibe ich eine Arbeit und den Inhalt des Textes muss ich können, habt ihr noch Tipps, was ich noch ergänzen könnte inhaltlich oder auch generell? Was ich vielleicht noch bei den Charaktereigenschaften von den jeweiligen Personen ergänzen könnte😊

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Danke schonmal😊

Was ist der Beweis dafür, dass Märchen frei erfunden sind?

Weil der Prinz immer ein intelligenter, gutaussehender Single ist. (Sad but true)

"Weird flex but ok"

They say I am young and know nothing about life, but when the earth suffers, we suffer at the same time.

It's so easy to understand, that nature is our mother. And like us, she is free, she belongs to no one. And I love all the things that she gives me.

Come with me, I can't make it alone. But together, together, we're strong! I am young, but I know what to do, time is running out to save the earth! Come make a difference, we can make it work, Let's make it happen now! Soon it'll be too late, I can't make it all alone. I need you now!

They say that everything is normal, that global warming is a false alarm, but I am living in a sea of green, and the world is full of heat and fire. It's time to wake up! I know it's hard but we can make it better. And all together defend our home, we must go further. Come with me, I can't make it alone, but together, together, we're strong! I am young but I know what to do time is running out to save the earth. Come make a difference, we can make it work. Let's make it happen now!

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Lieder in der COVID-19 Edition Teil 7. Heute ist „My ex best friend“ dran.

______________________________________ Du nicht My Favorite, denn du Corona, it's nicht okaydet.

Ich lese jetzt viele Text, then es ist langweilig.

But never say Corona ist vorbei....

Aber wir können es schaffen, das Virus zu besiegen. ______________________________________ Never say Never! #bleibtgesund

I Want to make some Jokes about unemployed People, but non of them Works.

Roses are red, violets are blue.

I thought Voldemort is ugly, but then I saw you.

Meet girls in the park is good. But park meat in girls is better.

Remember: Alcohol doesn't solve your problems. But neither does milk or water.

Two Italian men get on a bus...

They sit down and engage in an animated conversation. They speak with an Italian accent.

The lady sitting behind them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the following:

"Emma come first.

Den I come.

Den two asses come together.

I come once-a-more.

Two asses, they come together again.

I come again and pee twice.

Then I come one lasta time."

"You foul-mouthed swine," retorted the lady indignantly.

"In this country we don't talk about our sex lives in public!"

"Hey, coola down lady," said the man.

"Who talkin' abouta sexa?

I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spella 'Mississippi'."

Hello Guys, I’ve just seen that the famous Eurovision Song Contest singer Joana Almeida was on this website and I liked her idea to talk to some random people here about her fabulous talent.

I’m just amazed by her. I mean Selena Gomez, it’s a big name in the world and I know this. But I also know that it was a long way to be that Selena Gomez. That’s because we should all admire future stars like Joana.

I've already asked so many people what LGBTQ stands for, but no one could give me a straight answer.

❗I'm sorry, but all under this name was a fake❗

Musik: "Like your Body is in the Room but you not really there?"

Mein Gehirn 2 Sekunden später: "Like your Room is in you Body but your not really there?"