Bumbum Eis

Nein.

Doch.

Bumbum Eis ist bescheuert. Ein Eis, das sicherlich aus nicht mehr als 10% natürlichen Zutaten besteht mit Kaugummi im Stiel. Zuckerbombe? Definitiv.

Schon aber es ist lecker

Man muss dem Drang nach Zucker widerstehen. Oder man lebt einfach. :)

hallo meine fruendes

Hey my american friend

👍

did i speak german correctly ?

Freunde would be correct but its good i understood what you mean

so im doing good ?

Yes you are

1 Freund (1 friend), 2 Freunde (2 friends)

Absolutely

ohhh

Hello btw

hallo 👋😁

lets goooooooooo 🥳

Do you know that ice cream?

This one?

no ive never seen it before

looks like a loli

Is there a german subject in the us? Youre doing well with german so it‘d be easier for you

Little bit

there is but in american schools some subjects you have to be ¨gifted ¨ to learn them

It is like vanilla ice cream with some strawberry thing around it and the straw. I don’t know if that’s right but this straw thing those blue thing you know is bubblegum or it is bubblegum inside those blue thing. It was my childhood😭

like if you are not a very academic person some subjects may be difficult for you to join

Ah thats bad

so its an ice cream covered in strawberry with a bubble gum stick ?

Are you an Academic Person?

Yup

I loved it

uh no 😅

Hahaha

Im not the sharpest tool in the shed lol 😅

Eig sollte man hier Deutsch sprechen

In Germany you say Nicht die hellste Kerze auf dem Kuchen (not the brightest candle on the cake

*)

Auf der Torte hieß es bei mir

Same

ohh interesting

Ja brd alles das gleiche

Nein

Juckt?

Doch

But it means the same

oh ok

Oder „Nicht der hellste Stern am Himmel“ (not the brightest star in the sky)

Yes

Um ehrlich zu meinen, es juckt mich

itching ?

Brd cill

Ich habe nicht offensives gesagt

?

No haha, he just said he cares about which language is spoken

No it is like I said does it matter and he was like it matters to me

Wollte nur drauf hinweisen

oh he wants me to speak german ?

It means I don’t said anything offensive

„Juckt niemanden“ (itches nobody (or like that)) = „no one cares“

Eig schon

yes ?

Aber egal

Brd wenn er es nd so gut kann

Yup but nobody else cares so…

Chill, du kannst besser englisch als er deutsch. Er tut sein bestes es zu lernen, aber du kannst das ja nd erwarten von ihm. Also können wir Rücksicht nehmen und englisch reden

Ich kann kein Englisch

Danke

Wie alt bist du brd?

14

Also ich kann es verstehen aber net sprechen

Fr?

Naja

uh i can try speaking german if its a problem 😅

Es ist kein Problem

just let me know if i misspell a word or dont say the right word

We will see

No it is fine he understands you but he can’t answer

We will :)

ohhhhh ok

thats completely fine i can understand some words hes saying

Die Mehrheit ist ja für eine Kommunikation auf englisch, welche für jene Mehrheit unproblematischer wäre. Also rein demokratisch gesehen warum nd?

Ja

democracy 🇺🇲🦅

Screw democracy

Kommst du aus den USA?

Wich words for example?

Ja brd

yes

Habt ihr ja eine tolle

Hellu Jako

Tf?

Hallu

Btw. falls du auf Trump anspielst: die NSDAP wurde auch demokratisch gewählt

Fr

Ich meine ja nicht das Wahlergebnis

Hi

its amazing that u know a lot about our politics i barely know any of it lol

Bro, from media, germany is nearly the USA

Everybody knows a lot about your politics 😂

wowww

i only know a smidge of my own lol

im not very political just as long as prices are low

Real

Unser Preise steigen

that sucks

Deshalb Kommunismus.

What about eggs? (No offence)

So if i look at your egg prices you should be a politician

☭

COMMUNISM < CAPITALISM ????

Nah bro eif Gedanken Übertragung 😂

Shut up. No.

XD

Hahaha

Noooo

eggs ?

Those white or brown things from chickens

The prices of Eggs in America?

Your egg prices explode more than your presents for hiroshima and nagasaki 80 years ago

i know what about eggs ?

Iff

uh like 6 to 7 $

*Off

Bb

Bye

bye jako 👋😁

I thought the prices where high

In the media it says a lot about high prices for eggs in America

I heard americans were painting potatos instead of eggs for easter

well prices have lower sense trump put cheaper prices

i think

i havent met anyone doing that but that might be true for some familys

What do you mean with lower sense

(Im no master of the english language)

price have been low because trump went in office

Ok

U like him?

Many americans do……or did a few months ago

Ik

i mean not really because of abortions but prices on gas are low so im not complaining

K

do i like some of the things he does yeah but he is a pretty shitty president

But did you know that you have to import most eggs because many chickens in America died?

no i didnt know that weird

Yup I saw the things he did

Fr?

Bc of the Vogelgrippe

Huh

i dont read the news a lot 😅

Bird flu in english i guess

Ok

yeah thats correct

so you live your life and dont care about whats going on in the world as long as the world doesnt end

basically yeah

It costs to 20$

eggs ???

10 eggs yes

no maybe 12 but not 10

although i do shop at a cheaper store

hmm?

y,all dont worry about offending me im perfectly fine with it 🤗

It says eggs are very expensive and it costs about $20 for 10 eggs Often, there are no eggs anymore in the supermarket and has Bird flu all chickens have to be killed because you can’t stop it from expanding

mmmmmmm

*proud about my English*

It is everywhere in the news

* proud of

u should ur very good at speaking it

bella?

Hasse das

Oh right

Was

lebst du noch?

What are u doing here hb 😭🥀🥀🥀

BELLAAAAAAAAA

Ja why?

Und woher spawnt ihr beide

Ty

LUCAAAAAAAAAA

wje is blocked for me and im learning to speak german

Oogy 😊

Fire im Oogway btw

OHH

Heyyy Bellatrixx

OOGWAY FROM WJE ???

Hiiiiii

oogway come backkkkkk 😭

Ich geh off, bye

I have been there once and I didn’t like it you weren’t able to chat

Bb

ill come back later maybe

when did u go there ?

Uh maybe a few months ago

bb ttyl 👋👋

Nestlé ist böse!

Yesssss

oh because i joined wje in September

Ja

BRO THANK GOD I MISS WJE SO MUCH

Aba wie kommst du darauf?

Hahahaha sorry im playing fn rn

lol ok

I think talking english is originally agains the rules but no lunatic cares so yea

should i call u oogwat on here or sumin else ?

why are u on sw ARE U FROM GERMANY ???

Wasserprivatisierung

Ja

Yes he is

Hahha no Oogway is fine

Yesss hahaha

BRO WHAT ????

Din u know i had an Sw acc?

I NEVER KNEW THAT OMG

HAHAHAHA

no i thought u where from america 😵‍💫

wait so ur not from wje originally ???

Nop im from Slovakia but i live in Austria…so

No hahaha

The admin of wje and Sw is a German so some users here are also on wje

Why are u banned from wje btw

i full on thought u were from wje

im not its just blocked at my school

my school computer is the only way for me to be on wje

So you are just at the German version of it 😂

yeah and i was aslo so curious about yall

How did you know the the German Version of it?

i heard about it on wje

Hahaha what did you heat

hear

that yall existed

i wanted to see how different it was from wje

hold on

schlechtewitze.com/community/p/einleitung-von-face-mc-shooty1

when i first found out about yall lmao

Hahahahahahah

I acually even commented on that lmao

Fr

Lol

oogway be completely honest what do u think is better wje or sw ?

Sw 💯

Allo

in my completely honest opinion sw is better

It really depends

Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

theres more people and THEY HAVE HUNGER GAMES HERE

Ye i also think so

Heyy

Yup lamo

SW is better trust me

Hiiiiiii^^

Hunger games? 😭🥀

Alloo

Tomorrow

dont get me wrong i love wje and everyone on there but wje has little people

Wdym

im gonna be the first American to win 🇺🇲🦅

Hi?

Sind hungergames

Allloooooooo

hallu

Hi an alle

Morgen von Ano yk?

Didnt hear abt that hahaha

Hiiiiiiiiiiiiii

Fr?

Warum reden hier alle Englisch? qwq

You can be yourself here without getting judged

Weil hier jmd von WJE is

Wegen einem edlen Gast 👅

Er is Amerikaner

im American srry 😅

...

No whats that

Hahaha Sorry 💔💔💔💔

aso

pleasure to meet u

Will mich bessern

Cool

Sorry Bevo freue mich wenn du dich wohl fühlst als… Ka

i mean u dont get judged on wje but here theres so much to do

sw is like wje but with more people

Ye but u get judged way less here

Cool

mmmm

Sorry aber so empfindlich muss man nicht sein ok?

Alles gut bevo?

is wje dying oogway ?

Yep Kinda

damn

Du musst halt auch nd bis zum Tod gegen mich haten

yall need me lol

Nein? Tu ich nd?

im the heart of wje lol

Hast du, und ich weiß das klingt mies nachtragend aber als ich mich hier als therian geäßert hab warst du so ziemlich ind er Hater Front.

Is ja auch egal. vergeben und vergessen. Wie gehts?

its okay u and me are friends now

Dass finde ich unfassbar schön ❤️

Thanks..?

Corny ass message aber wirklich

Ganz ok dir?

Tut mir Leid

😔

ur welcome new best friend

Is ok

Thanks..?

🤗

Hi Leute

hallo

Hi Amber

Hallo

bin grad auf meinem Handy on, nd so wie sonst auf meinem eBook

Ok

Ok

Bevo, wieso heißt du jz auf einmal lee

Wir schreiben auf englisch jtz aba ja

Achso

Bevo lee

dann mach ich mit

Wegen Sheldys FF

Ich fands funny

Warum hast du eig in letzter Zeit So oft dein Pb gewechselt?

Face Mcshooty kommt aus America deswegen

Weil ich mich nicht entscheiden konnte

thank yall for speaking english btw

Oh yeah i forgot bruh

Asso

Sry

I actually love English, so it’s fine 😂

Ye

I changed just my keyboard

ok

wegen Autokorrektur

So, what are we doing rn?

What could I make?

Drachi kann das Tutoriel nd starten :(

Von was?

Asso

Gtg now, needa do sth

Warte

Bye

Wrm?

ok bye

Weil du bye gesagt hast..?

Bevor ist ohne mods aber bedrock

Asooo

Server ID?

Hab ich mir zwar nicht verdient, aber Hey Danke. Verstehe natürlich auch wenn du deine Meinung änderst

Mir geht es eig ganz Okay, dir?

Ich will ja jetzt auch nd die blöde sein die alle verurteilt. (Und i mean du hast mein Chikcen als PB :D)

Same

Ich musste meins leider ändern wegen Jako :(

Was war deins?

Bin Off bb

Bin drinnen

Wie lange noch?

Bb

Das wo ich so lag was du gemalt hast:(

Walum? :(

Weiß nd :(

back

just had lunch

Bin off

Er hat mich imma so cringe angeschrieben dass war halt nervig

Same bb

bye 👋😁

I had dinner

But I’m gone now bb

:(

bye 👋😁

Bin nur noch halb da

Byeee

oogy who do u think is the best on wje ?

Ufff

hard ass question

Off

i wont snitch 🥺

Lemme think

bb

Like 1 person?

if i had to choose 1?

yee

active user tho

Probally like BZH

who ?

There isnt like 1 Person so yea

Sah

She is from SW 😂

But shes not active so Kayla

80 Follows on WJE 😜

mhm

i have 25 on wje

Hast du nd Bildschirmzeit?

Und hi^^

hallo

tell oogy about the hunger games plssss

I really really liked Ingen tho

i just learned he is a spy sent on a mission to wje

I dont wven know if hes real tho 🥀

Heyyyy fr was das mit Hunger Games

ingen opal ex bf ?

Ein Spiel

im pretty sure ingens not real sorry

😔😔😔

if hes the person im thinking about then maybe

damn lots of spys and aults on wje

Ingen idk 💔

He was really cool tho

yeah

It could btw be, that i can’t come in time, so maybe we have to play it like 1-2hours later, would that be a problem?

I can say the exact time tomorrow

thats cool

if it starts later i dont mind it just means i can sleep in more

Wasnt bro legally dead from a day or so? 💔

idk

wje needs me lol

i keep hearing from kayla and eli that wje is quiet sense i left

what happened ?

I don’t know if it really is later, but I will say it tomorrow,

Idk

alr just let me know

Btw, how do you learn german? Do you have an app, do you play games in german, watch videos or something?

damn u got it spot on lol

videos and games 😅

i gonna download duolingo as soon as i get my phone back

Thats actually almost the same i did for English

lmao

i dont think the game im playing helps that much tho

I learned some things in school, but many things because of games and videos

i got to go to the store ill be back in a bit

Ok, byeee

Hi

back

got syrup for my ungrateful brother

I agree

hallo

(With the bum bum eis)

Moin

guten morgan ?

is that good morning is it morning for yall ?

What do you mean

Guten Morgen means good Morning

ohhh

morgen

is it morning in germany ?

No, abends 😅

abends ?

It is 20 Uhr abends (8pm)

mmmm

intresting

And in america? Wie viel Uhr ist es dort

Eveline I think

1:52

evening