Ryan?

@facemcshooty

wsp

wanna see me and my bfs matching pfps on wje?

sure

This is mine

flex on me

This is his

oh shut up this aint me flexing

but if you insist

hes buying me like 500$ worth of shit

and just buying me food whenever i want

and hes going to see me next month

nd hes moving over near me next year for coalleffe

damnnnn wtf u got a sugar dad

Hey guys

SOMEONE SAID THAT YESTERDAY

no because i love him for him not his money

wazzaaa

Heyy nthingg wbu

don't make him less of a sugar daddy

I'm alr

What the fuck dose this mean

trying to find a pardner but its fuckin harddddd

it means he's still loaded its complement

when you stop looking the good ones will show up

I never looked at him of more than a freind until i got with my ex and reaales alain is everything i wanted

not ben

that might work but if it don't it might just be a man thing

Ryan you are one of the most amazing peple ive ever known

you willl find someone

your very caring

ik BUT IM TIRED OF FUCKIN WAITING BRUUUUU

your also like hella fine

my future soul mate praying I'm single please stop I need the experience 😭

😭

i wasnt good experince for you

proly cause i dindt love you like that

experience is experience no such thing as good or bad

thats true

but whats the only thing we did?

late night calls mostly

😭

I love late night calls

but i like with alain then i did everyone else

because he like

we just talk and watch shows

not what you n me did

yeah lets not talk bout that lol

yeah lol

but hey weve grown and now know what we want

OMG RYAN

proud of us

wsp

he made me fucking like sob my eyes out ngl

cause

i was talking about my biggest dream that i litteraly dont share

and he wanst like "thats batshit crazy" OR ANYTHING

he was like

lets do that together

and littearly helped me plan ts

and took my dreams and made them his own

nd ahshhad

tss

and its littearly like not like

i wanna get amrried and have kids

its i wanna go to antartica as a nurse for a year

at a resaerch station

lowky gimme a goth or boyish girl who just up for the vibes

antarctic who u gonna treat the penguins ?

people at the stations

ohhh

its harsh weaters i will teart people

idiot

i need to be a registerd RN nurse

I didn't know people lived up there

im so happy that hes moving close to me after he like graudtaes for coallge

people dont live up there

people reasearch up there

me personally couldnt do that fuckin hate the cold

like 6 -12 month seasons

everyone thinks im crazy for wanting it

not crazy I just got texan humidity I scream when I see a snowflake

come to michgian

lets fix you

bru am I wrong for wanted I somewhat "toxic" relationship

i dont think so

but wdym

i mean alot of guys find "toxic" hot

but not acutaul toxicty

because I be telling Eli I want a girl who will call me loser and playfully beat me kinda

no thats normal

THANK U BRUU

love Eli like a brother but twin is not a good wingman 😭

Bums

catttttt

i see

wazzaaaa

first girl he sets me up with early in our friendship shes autistic and loud and he's like "y'all would work cause ur dumb and shes disabled" LIKE BRU WE CANT BOTH BE DUMB

😭

Okay ryan

I will find you a girl

Hiya!

I mean I guess but I'm not too much into a long distance rs rn

ohh

i will move to texas and find you a girl

Wsp

ts

if u really gotta understand for a long time ive felt like a porcelain doll cause my mom treats me like I could crack at any moment so she would keep me inside and stuff like that so I'm looking for a girl who's gonna get me muddied up a bit ykwim ?

i see

I'm sooo tired of being inside and safe I yearn for a girl whos petal to the metal

brb

okii

back

ok so u ever watch the hangover ?

nope

well hold up

so basically in the whole point of the movie is a group of friends got wasted from partying and the wake cant remeber the last night and of there friends is missing

THATS WHAT I WANT WITH SOMEONE

I want someone whos willing to just have a good time wake up the next morning not remember a thing but just knowing we had fun tg

cause fuck having responsabilty I'm 16 I should be doing stupid shit like I'm gonna die young

😭

bad dog

👀

wymmmm

idk

im doing school rn sorry

like this one time I snuck out on vacation while visiting my grandparents I snuck off to the beach late at night and it was so fucking fun cause me my brother and cousin were just being dumb we screamed yelling like we were being chased by criminal

all good

thats so real

I loved sneaking out and just doing random shit

and the thing about where my grandparents live is that theres a curfew police patrol looking for people out late at night so we got caught we WERE FUCKED

like we blaseted sofia the first and snuck onto the back of the busses and like threw shit at cars and slightly vantalized stuff and js lied in the middle of the road

one time we had to hide form the fucking cops

idiot

so every cop car we had to duck into a bush and despite the risk we had so much fun cause we was fucking around

we werent caught and thats the high I'm chasing the rim of getting into so much shit and making it out was livid

the high of maybe getting cought is fun

we almsot snuck into the school once but idk what happend

well I was caught by my grandma but she a real one and said I wont tell ur mom

WWWWW

yesss I want to do that so badly

yess

if you ever come to my hometown

we doing stupid shit like that

i have acess to weed alchoal and we can js do stupid shit

yes bruuuu

we sneak onto the back of the school busses fr

and theres a bunch of abonded and secruity filled building

locked ones too

like if we being so dead ass rn Ive been chasing that high so badly I've been doing petty theft technically

and one tyime me and emily just grabbed a shit ton of corn liek the tall ass crops and put it in our freinds trampoike

we saw a camera and ran away so fast

noo thats not good

but we live next to a gas station and like

lets js steal some shit

thats what I've been doing

yeah

going to gas stations and pharmacys just taking gums soda and stuff

and if you get caughtno one cares here

yeah

ryann i wore a really cute outfit yesterday

and like my thighs looked yummy and my boobies looked good fr

my body js looked good

in my opion

tsss

i knew it

here lemme show you

YES BRUUU I CRAVE ADVENTURE AND EXCITMENT IM LIKE 30 YEAR OLD DIVORCED MOM LOOKING FOR A THRILL FUCKKK BRUU

lol real

I'm chasing my youth even tho I'm fucking younggg

i know your not a girl and wont hype me up but like

i think my body looks yummy in this

yeah bru u look good tho

yippie!

u got a bf and all so I'm just trynna respect that

i get it

i got girls to hype me up dw

I'm telling you when I'm in my 20s I'm doing everything

good

fuck feeling like a fragile doll I'm trying to regret shit in my 30s

if I get kids they gonna see photos of me in my youth and be like "damn dad used to be cool ASF "

nah they gonna say

"who the fuck is that girl"

"dad why dont i know my mom"

"is that my mom"

pffff

<3

real

dad how did u meet our mom

Idfk ask ur mom

TYPE SHITT

lmao

I want to have lore bruuuu

parent lore is cool asf

my dads lore isnt cool

yeah but my dad used to be cool before

ohh cute

or even grandparent stuff

yess that

wanna see what my bf looks like?

idk bru I just don't want to be the ned Flanders of the future

fuckin howdy hoe neighbor reeno

if I turn into this I'm kms don't stop me bru

Kicking kids :D

i like thim

yes but he's such a squareeee

i want the blue thingys hes wearing but idk how to ask

Not me ._.

his sweater ?

yeah

^^

I want thisss I want adrenaline

W

I miss the feeling of having my heart pounding from either fear love or just excitement OMS THATS WHAT I WANT FROM A GIRLL PLSS LORD

yeah

i like making my teeth tight

all my recent rs (not including u ) have been to fuckin safe those girls want to settle and live a quiet life and thats a good thing and all but its not for me rn

sucking in ur teeth thingy ?

no

oh

well you need to settle down one day

after a life lived yk

you cant bring your kids to all this shit

the day I settle down on a quiet farm is when I'm in my late 30s

thats valid

ngl i still rmeber the day you broke up with me

and random asf that it just popped into my head

yeah but its good to remember

hoiw

I mean if there was a reason then it would prob applies now too no ?

huh?

no i just rmebers that your faveriot color was green

like if you keep chasing the same old flame it doesn't really mean its still the same right ?

then that i had a necklace of a green string a R on it whenw e werre dating

and then i rmeebrd when we broke up i ripped it off and sobed my eyes out

yeah I remember a lot of my breaks ups only like three real ones 😭

i randomyl get random thoughts

damn

yeah all the others were talking stages or just not real at all

ohhhh

I remember when I was dating rylee it was close to valentines soon I had planned to buy here roses and chocolates and all that shit

I even remember planning halloween tg but it didn't last that long

one sec heading to next class rn

oh

ok

Rwar

nuhuh

I'm back might get cut off cause this teacher is a dih

ohh

i need to get off and focous on school though so ill ttyl

alr later

good talking with u bud

yh

Hey? Wer da?

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off

Ok

motherfucking bullshit

ich will yt gucken und die titel werden von ki automatisch übersetzt?!

was ne scheisse

lol

Du Schweiß Opfer

EMMAAAAAA

LEYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Wo ist eig mein schnuggi ;(

(muss bald off komme aber laterrr)

Bei dir im Bett 😏

Oki

Schön wärs ;(

xD

xDD

xDDD

xDDDD

xDDDDD

xDDDDDD

xDDDDDDD

xDDDDDDDD

Ach Digga ich bin dumm

Ich kann nd zählen

lol

wmd

im Bett liegen,du?

Vapen und hier sein

Mit wem?

alleine

;( arme maus

Ne ne ist besser so

crazy

Hab jz btw meine haare wieder blond gefärbt

Uiiii

:D

:D

off

Byeee

Byeee

no

Fr

Samma

:3

:)

Stimmt

@facemcshooty

I've been summoned

wsp

Noch wer da?

ASTOLFOOOO

yooooo

heyyyy

WAZZAAAHHHH

haven't seen u bud

hru

Im good man

hbu

Gonna get a job soon 😭 pray for me

I'm alr still single but hey I'm bound to get a girl any day now

U SAID THE J WORD :0

Maybe girls aren’t for u yk

try dudes

Lmao

Hi

hi

helo

they are trust

Mf u the slowest typer I’ve ever seen

oh hi

me waiting for a goth gf

Hope u find her

If u do can we share

I was looking for a the giff

i was js yelling at my bf

That’s crazyyyyyy

wymmm share ???

whos being shared u me or her ??

he dissed billie ellish

Her bro

aww

im so hungry

☭?

GIRLLL u better slap his ass

i like havent ate in 3 days

Oh?

guy si gtg my dads home

byw

Hi so hungry, im cat

I've been survivng off nothing but noodles for 2 months now

gasppp whatta beachh

my blood stream is now budalk

helo

lmao

Performative Asian

byeeee

if ur a femboy and we share a girl that's gay but if we share u then its less gay I'm genius yes Ik

BET

my eyes have not been wider

Fahhhh

Hi

wsp

too bad me getting a gf happens every solar eclipse

*walks up to you from behind and sniffs your rectum before licking it

that's actually hella cool if I think about it imagine meeting ur pardner on a solar eclipse that's fuckin cool

bvvvvv

Same here bud

I'm just like moonknight fr I got a bad sleep schedule and all my personalitys get no bitchs

Slayyyyy

Marvel rivals reference?

What

Jeff is = to that

*backs away into a corner

don't make me stop playing him tho I love being an asshole

😭

I love Jeff OML he’s the cutest mf

Hi

hi

he's fun to play

Loki is cool too

Yessir

Nur noch nächste Woche, dann England :D

Alr ima go

Stark

bye bye

Cya in 2 months

Byee

toodles we will see if either of us got a gf by then

Frrr

if not we gotta continue to hate on ugly couples

like how the FUCK does the chopped chud son looking have a gf AND I DONT

Byeee

🤝

god really just be making people nowadays and somehow letting them repopulate

LIKE IM A SOLID 5 A 6 ON A GOOD DAY A 7 IF SHES DRUNK BUT HOW TF DID THIS MAN GET A GIRL HE LOOKS LIKE HES MELTING ??

Hey

wazzaa

Heyy

HRU

Heyy

Immer diese Kleinkinder

EMMMMMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA :DD

I'm not lil

Emmaaaaaaa

KATTZZZEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE :DD

:DD

Bvvvvvvvvvvvvvv

"Kein Ship"

EMMMAAAAA

:DD

:DD

SLAYYYYYYYYYYY

your a solid 8 on a good day

i drew the alphabet on my arm

:DD

:DD

i want a tattoo fr

ach komm ._.

gonna get one of my fav horror game

Was denn? :)

of the alphabet

warum sagst du nie was dummess😭😭

Tjaaa

:)

Er is halt ✨️intelligent ✨️

Kanns halt

entelligent

iwann find ich schon was vertrau

no but have been writing on myself lately

So ein Wort kennt jmd mit 24/7 Gehirnausfall und ohne 500 Mrd Entwicklungshilfe nicht

Klingt so als würdest du täglich suchen😭

Wo babro eig?

Ich hab 2,7k Screenshots, ich finde sicherlich was

Yes, you are

Antwortet mir auch nd :(

:(

Du bist 1,63 bro

I'm 5,6 that not small :(

machh plss

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