Trump:
"Wenn ich nicht Präsident werde...
...dann lasse ich die Aliens in Area 51 frei."
press conference
Reporter: "Mr. President, are you sure that you will be re-elected by the Corona crisis?"
Trump: "I'm sure I'm the next president again, no question.
Reporter: "What makes you so sure there, Mr. President?"
Trump: "Based on the death rate, the Democrats are ahead."
Kurz vor den Wahlen wird ein Chinese gefragt: "You have elections?" Antwortet der Chinese: "Oh yes, evely molning!"
