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Vodka

Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner for two.

Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner for two.

Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner for two.

Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner for two.

Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner for two.

Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner for two.

Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner for two.

Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner for two.

Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner for two.

Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner for two.

Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner for two.

Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner for two.

Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner for two.

Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner for two.

Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner for two.

Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner for two.

Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner for two.

Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner for two.

Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner for two.

Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner for two.

Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner for two.

Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner for two.

Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner for two.

Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner for two.

Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner for two.

Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner for two.

Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner for two.

Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner for two.

Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner for two.

Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner for two.

Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner for two.

Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner for two.

Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner for two.

Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner for two.

Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner for two.

Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner for two.

Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner for two.

Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner for two.

Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner for two.

Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner for two.

Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner for two.

Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner for two.

Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner.

Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner.

Memes

Bruder

wenn dein Bruder dir zum ersten mal etwas zu trinken gibt und du dir denkst "hmm.. wie nett, er wirkt enst,, naja ich trink einfach""

Ein grünes, pelziges Wesen, das ein Getränk aus einer Tasse trinkt. Es hat die Augen geschlossen und einen nachdenklichen Gesichtsausdruck.

Kellner

Möchte damit Kellner nicht beleidigen! Es ist nur zum Erzeugen von Lachen gedacht und nicht um Personengruppen zu beleidigen!

Das Meme zeigt drei Bilder von Winnie Puh, die jeweils mit unterschiedlichen Texten versehen sind. Im ersten Bild sitzt Winnie lässig auf einem Sessel, daneben steht "Kellner". Im zweiten Bild trägt Winnie einen Anzug und sieht etwas ernster aus, daneben steht "Der Typ mit dem Bier". Im dritten Bild trägt Winnie einen Zylinder und eine Monokel, daneben ist ein Schild zu sehen mit der Aufschrift "Getränke Keck".

Community

Rhabarberbarbara

In einem kleinen Dorf da lebte einst ein Mädchen mit dem Namen Barbara. Und Barbara war überall für ihren leckeren Rhabarberkuchen bekannt. Deshalb nannte man sie auch Rhabarberbarbara.

Rhabarberbarbara merkte schnell, dass sie mit ihrem Kuchen gut Geld verdienen könnte und eröffnete eine Bar - die Rhabarberbarbarabar!

Die Rhabarberbarbarabar lief gut, und hatte schnell Stammkunden. Die 3 Bekannte… Weiterlesen