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    • German speakingwords in english #5:(deutsch Sprichwörter auf englisch #5:)

    That is jacket like trousers to me. (Das ist Jacke wie Hose für mich.)

    Let the curch in the village. (Lass die Kirche im Dorf.)

    Don‘t paint the devil on the wall. (Mal nicht den Teufel an die Wand.)

    I have thrown an eye on you. (Ich habe ein Auge auf dich geworfen.)

    What must that must. (Was muss das muss.)

    That sets the whole the crown up. (Das setzt dem ganzen die Krone auf.)

    Let it taste to you. (Lass es dir schmecken.)

    Makeing good mine to the bad game. (Gute Miene zum bösen Spiel machen.)

    Have you still them all? (Hast du sie noch alle?)

    You look stupid out of the laundry. (Du schaust dumm aus der Wäsche.)

    You can’t see the forest infront of many trees. (Du siehst den Wald vor lauter Bäumen nicht.)

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    • Glühbirne

    • Kunde: "Do you have a four volt, two watt light bulb?"

    Verkäufer: "For what?"

    Kunde: "No, two."

    Verkäufer: "To what..."

    Kunde: "Yes."

    Verkäufer: "No."

    Kunde: "Thank you. Goodbye."

    Verkäufer: "Goodbye."

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    • USA - Corona

    Reporter: "Sorry, Mr. President, we have too few masks."

    Trump: "I've already called ZORRO."

    Reporter: "Mr. President, what's your plan?"

    Trump: "The healthy immediately go to Area 51 and all shops are closed... After 4 weeks we return and normal life continues."

    Reporter: "What should people live on afterwards?"

    Trump: "So, I bought AMAZON shares."

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    • Sprichwort

    • German speaking words in english:

    (deutsche Sprichwörter auf englisch:)

    "This is the jumping Point." (Das ist der springende Punkt.)

    "I only understand trainstation." (Ich verstehe nur Bahnhof.)

    "I spider." (Ich spinne.)

    "You don’t have all cups in the cupboard." (Du hast nicht alle Tassen im Schrank.)

    "Don’t bring me on the palm." (Bring mich nicht auf die Palme.)

    "You make me ready." (Du machst mich fertig.)

    "Oh, you green nine." (Ach du grüne Neune.)

    "I break thogether." (Ich breche zusammen.)

    "I‘m standing on you." (Ich stehe auf dich.)

    "Everything in the green area." (Alles im grünen Bereich.)

    "We go trough thick and thin." (Wir gehen durch dick und dünn)

    "This is under all pig." (Das ist unter aller Sau)

    "Do you have tomateos on the eyes?" (Hast du Tomaten auf den Augen?)

    "Now we have the salad." (Jetzt haben wir den Salat.)

    "I see black for you." (Ich sehe schwarz für dich)

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    • KitKat

    • Mein Freund liegt im Krankenhaus.

    Ich habe ihm erstmal 'n bisschen Schokolade mitgebracht und gesagt: "have a break, have a kitkat" 🤣 🍫

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    • Weltkrieg

    • Ein Deutscher und ein Franzose treffen sich.

    „We say you Germans never have fun.“

    „The last time we had fun the Americans had to save you.“

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    • What's one living thing you would get rid of if you could? Like an insect, animal, creature, etc. I would personally get rid of mosquitoes. I feel like they are useless, unlike some bugs that have a purpose. The only thing I know of them being needed for is to feed bats, but bats also eat other bugs, and if mosquitoes never existed, bats would definitely be okay on other bugs/food for them/

    • Guys i am so sick it actually sucks my thaot hurts so bad, i keeo coughing, i wanna throw up, im either way too hot or way to cold, and i still have gto do school work. im act dying

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