Meal-Witze

Deine Mutter ist so hässlich: Wenn ein Happy Meal sie sieht, fängt es an zu weinen.

Deine Mutter ist so hässlich, dass sie das Happy Meal zum Weinen bringt!

Deine Mutter ist so hässlich, dass das Happy Meal weint!

Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner for two.

Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner for two.

Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner for two.

Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner for two.

Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner for two.

Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner for two.

Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner for two.

Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner for two.

Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner for two.

Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner for two.

Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner for two.

Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner for two.

Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner for two.

Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner for two.

Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner for two.

Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner for two.

Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner for two.

Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner for two.

Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner for two.

Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner for two.

Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner for two.

Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner for two.

Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner for two.

Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner for two.

Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner for two.

Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner for two.

Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner for two.

Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner for two.

Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner for two.

Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner for two.

Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner for two.

Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner for two.

Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner for two.

Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner for two.

Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner for two.

Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner for two.

Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner for two.

Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner for two.

Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner for two.

Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner for two.

Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner for two.

Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner for two.

Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner.

Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner.

Deine Mutter ertränkt Fische im Aquarium.

Deine Mutter ist so hässlich, dass die Happy Meals jetzt Sad Meals genannt werden, wenn deine Mutter kommt.

Deine Mutter ist so dumm, sie wirft Fischstäbchen ins Meer und sagt: ,,Ihr seid frei!"

Du bist so hässlich, dass sogar dein Happy Meal traurig wird!

Deine Mutter macht das Happy Meal traurig.

Deine Mutter wirft auf ein Happy Meal Café und schreit: "Mc Café!"

Deine Mutter sieht so scheußlich aus, dass sie Hausverbot bei McDonalds hat, weil die Happy Meals anfangen zu weinen!

Chuck Norris hat das Happy Meal zum Weinen gebracht!

Chuck Norris bringt sogar ein Happy Meal zum Weinen.