Walker Memes

Ich bin eben auf dem Walk of Fame in einen Kuhfladen getreten.

Das war kein Kuhfladen, das war der Stern von Donald Trump, in Scheiße gemeißelt.

Chuck Norris hat mal gehört, dass nichts ihn töten kann. Also hat Chuck Norris das Nichts getötet.

In the 1960s, a man living in the Soviet Union walks into a bar and asks, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender replies, "Beer used to be 50 kopecks, but we had to add another 50 kopecks to pay for the Communist Party’s five-year economic plan. So it’s one ruble now. Everybody must pay for the plan."

The man thinks for a moment and says, "Alright, I’ll have one beer, please."

He puts down a ruble on the counter. The bartender takes the ruble and gives back 50 kopecks.

The man says with a confused smile, "I thought you said everybody pays for the economic plan."

The bartender replies, "Yes, comrade — but the problem is, we have no beer."