Want Memes

I Want to make some Jokes about unemployed People, but non of them Works.

A: I have a catchy tune about this one Beatles song.

B: Which one?

A: I want to hold your hand.

B: Ok. *takes it*

A: [...]

B: Which song did you mean?

A: [...] Uh... Don‘t let me down.

Warum ist Voldemorts Gesicht so flach? Weil er gegen die falsche Wand gelaufen ist.